These are both taken from "Workplace Violence"
You're not even safe in the office!
OK, American workplaces are weird. "Mrs Perkins, it's time for the 9.00 board meeting." "STOP, this is ILLEGAL!!"
"I used the SURVIVE program and just look at me!"
7. An attacker holds a gun to your side and wants you to walk with him to his car
A. You go along with him so he doesn’t shoot you
B. You struggle with him and try to get the gun away from him
C. You pretend to trip and fall to the ground and fake a sprained ankle
Um, lesse... well they all suck. Answer?
7. C is the correct answer. Do whatever you have to in order to STAY in the FIRST location! Falling is not seen as aggressive behavior but takes extra time to deal with. It calls attention to your situation and someone will probably call 911 for you since everyone likes to be the “hero” when it comes to medical emergencies.
First of all, nobody is going to be around seeing as people don't kidnap ladies at gunpoint in crowded areas. Two, I really doubt it will 'stall' anything - he's not gonna bend down and go 'omg u ok?'
Next up that they have in their training development, how to post this on your myspace and somehow ward off attackers with your angry music and my chemical romance playing in the background.
Originally Posted by Xiangfei
You really need to check with the site bigshots if they want you to go around challenging people in Bullshido's name, because if you **** something like that up, it might come back to to haunt them.
Originally Posted by Sirc
Besides, she'd most likely whoop your ass.
Right... I better watch out for that assertive "STOP!"
I found their site because the woman was driving around in her minivan with the sticker on the side. She's about 5'9" and looks to be about 120ish lbs. She was one of those 40 year olds who can't accept the fact that she's old and tries to dress like she's still 20. So think, bleach blonde hair that's cut really short (Because NO MAN can control her and she is her OWN WOMAN! KNOW HER PLIGHT FUCKER!). The kind of bitch that wears sherpa boots and has a butterfly tattoo on her back.
yeah, thats how this company makes money, see.
Originally Posted by Cormoran
step 1. person reads bullshit SURVIVE self defense stuff
step 2. person yells and screams when someone asks for directions
step 3. person gets knocked the f*ck out
step 4. person goes and gets 'deluxe' self defense SURVIVE pack
step 5. and it all happens again
It's a vicious cycle.
Originally Posted by Jez
But such an ingenius marketing gimmick. It's like the shavers who now have FOUR, get that FOUR fucking blades. QUICK! Someone get a design team together and figure out what comes after FOUR!
It's pretty shitty these days when people are blaming themselves for getting randomly attacked and going back to someplace that'll just screw them again.
Whatever you do Sirc, do not wear a Bullshido shirt. You do not represent our organization and we are not encouraging or giving you permission to crash this event on our behalf. Why? You've already been temp banned once for stupidity here and you'll probably get someone injured or arrested.
Originally Posted by Sirc
It was a sarcastic statement. Lighten up people. I don't really have a desire to beat an old haggled woman up. Please go and ban ThaiBoxerKen in the "TKD does not suck..." thread for implying that I'm a pedophile.
You should be locked up...you said you like little boys...
Seriously though, you going there chalenging them would work in their favor
"See ?! Violence can hapen to anyone, anywhere, you see how the instructor ended in the hospital ? this can happen to YOU, unless you order now, only for 299.99 the first 20 to call get a free...."