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    UFC Press Release

    From mma.tv:

    10. The UFC is suing the federal government/transportation department for using the octagon as a stop sign.

    9. Resulting from Dana White revealing Chuck Liddell's 2006 projected earnings, the UFC will announce their first female fight. . . Juliette Lewis vs Willa Ford.

    8. In an out of court settlement with the W.F.C, WFC match maker Shannon 'The Cannon' Ritch will replace UFC's Joe Silva effective immediately as matchmaker.

    7. The UFC is bringing back the lightweights and Joe Riggs will make his debut at 155lbs..

    6. In a stunning and unbelievable announcement, UFC president Dana White is expected to promise he will not drop one 'F' bomb during the entire third season of 'The Ultimate Fighter. "Do you want to be a freakin fighter."

    5. UFC 58 and 59 will be in California with a long term plan of holding UFC 69 in San Francisco.

    4. No matter what the big announcement is tonight, expect two fighters to receive Hummers

    3. The big announcement tonight is actually the return of Matt Lindland to the UFC. Lindland then wears a sportsbook.com t-shirt to the Octagon.

    2. Due to demographic data collected from The Ultimate Fighter TV Show, for the first time in fighting history, there will be ring card boys.

    1. In a stunning development, Water will not be allowed near the Octagon. Water's credentials have been denied. Fighters will only be allowed to drink Xyience in between rounds.

    I didn't write this, it was on the OG and I thought it was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Choke You
    From mma.tv:
    10. The UFC is suing the federal government/transportation department for using the octagon as a stop sign.
    :wtfgif9fr Is this **** for real?????????????????????????????

    Quote Originally Posted by I Choke You
    2. Due to demographic data collected from The Ultimate Fighter TV Show, for the first time in fighting history, there will be ring card boys.
    I feel unclean... :homo:
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    on a serious note.

    the big announcement tonight.... Hughes Vs. Gracie

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    I wasn't under the impression that Gracie was still in fighting shape, he hasn't competed in a while...

    I really want him to win, but Matt's pretty strong these days...

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    I predict that to my horror Royce will lose sadly and pathetically.

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    Did Rorion take all of Royce's money? Or does he just no longer feel pain and want a bigger house?

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    A bit of both, I'd imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Choke You
    9. Resulting from Dana White revealing Chuck Liddell's 2006 projected earnings, the UFC will announce their first female fight. . . Juliette Lewis vs Willa Ford.
    I'd pay to see that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TehDeadlyDimMak
    I wasn't under the impression that Gracie was still in fighting shape, he hasn't competed in a while...
    Yes. He recently drew Tokoro.

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    Isn't Royce 39 going on 40? Kind of like Michael Jordan coming out of retirement to lead the Wizards to a world championship. Well, Royce did not achieve his near mythical status by shying away from big challenges. Maybe he has some new high percentage moves up his sleeve.

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