the truth about bjj is out...

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 1/14/2006 11:29pm

The most effective grappling technique I've ever used in real life was the knee-on-belly-crotch-on-face, inspired entirely by BJj.

Some arts are deadly, but only a few can be FABULOUS!

This thread makes me want to fire up Y-M-C-A on the karaoke machine! In fact, I'm going to do that right fucking NOW!

**Virus** · Posted On: 1/15/2006 12:18am

Originally Posted by I Choke You

This thread makes me want to fire up Y-M-C-A on the karaoke machine! In fact, I'm going to do that right fucking NOW!

I dare someone to crank up Y-M-C-A during training.

**Odacon** · Posted On: 1/15/2006 11:56am

Originally Posted by Virus

I dare someone to crank up Y-M-C-A during training.

Or better yet, stroll into someone elses dojo with a big stereo on your shoulders with Y-M-C-A on full blast.

**Olorin** · Posted On: 1/16/2006 12:28am

I know that the “Grappling is Gay” theme has been beaten to death in the MA world. However, it is funny to see the old joke in mainstream entertainment.

**bad credit** · Posted On: 1/16/2006 3:57pm

I sense a Gracie challenge at that channel's offices or studios coming. Although, any publicity is good publicity supposedly. Is the boyfriend the lightning guy from Mutant X? I think he actually did BJJ in real life.

**5FingazofDeath** · Posted On: 1/16/2006 5:04pm

Originally Posted by bad credit

I sense a Gracie challenge at that channel's offices or studios coming.

Now THAT would be some FUNNY ass ****!! Imagine being one of the producers or something, and you have one of those pyscho's slap you in the face like Rickson did in that "Gracie In Action" video!

**SammyKing** · Posted On: 1/18/2006 8:51pm

I have some experience with BJJ, but I won't make that my primary art........because I have an uneasy feeling about it. And I believe practicing it in the long run can really affect your sense of manhood, making you more likely to pick fights just to show how manly you are.

**postgrep** · Posted On: 1/18/2006 8:59pm

I didn't know you would have a problem with the little masculinity you have left SammyKing.

**nezha** · Posted On: 1/18/2006 9:53pm

Originally Posted by Shawarma

Oh, ho ho ho, what a fantabulous sense of humour those TV people have, ho ho ho, yes indeed, where do they come up with such wonderfully new and refreshing material? I have to say, that was almost as funny as the 10.000.000.000 "I have a pain in the ass cuz I'm gay!" joke on Will and Grace.
I shall go slit my wrists while giggling with glee and a smile on my face.

im pretty sure they didnt mean any offense to your martial art. especially since bjj people never hesitate to take a crack at CMAs.

anyways... funny ass video!!

"im struck by how gay this display of gayness is!"