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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuan
    Here is where their "Training" Comes from. Check out the video section and compare it with their forms.
    http://www.dynamicfightingarts.com/

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    You shouldnt be calling bullshido on any one you take ewwww, wushu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HwangJangLee
    You shouldnt be calling bullshido on any one you take ewwww, wushu.


    Sorry, but I put up and made it to a Throwdown. Have you. I try not to hide what I do and Oh...is that TKD I see listed? And you are 15, grow up a little before talking to the big boys ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFS USA
    Yeah ... you got to get to Maryland. Okay, here's the plan ... Harem Girls are out ... just too damned old fashioned and we need an infusion of new blood. This is where you and I come into the mix.

    I know for a FACT that DerAuslander108 has an in with ... get this ... Lesbian Vampires .... YEA!!! *claps hands loudly* ... So we got to entice him to join the new and improved club ... Hell, let's make him President for Life or some such ****. I'll even pay to have his magic decoder ring fashioned out of 14K Gold ... the rest of us will have to make do with plastic ... but WTF ... Lesbian Vampires!!!

    I mean, the twisted sex possibilities are virtually limitless. So what if we have to endure a little "love bite" now and then ... we'll be immortal and able to **** every night from dusk until just before dawn. Piss on Viagra ... the kinky factor alone is sufficient.

    I'll buy an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of Balto for the club house ... we can scrounge up some bats and other creepy **** I'm sure. Need a name, a logo, and an initiation ceremony. Brain Storm, Dude, Brain Storm ...

    Supreme Dictator for Life has a good ring to it... :gwbdance:

    Unfortunately, one of the Vamps has given her life to Jesus...or fortunately...however you want to look at it...the whole NeoGoth cutting on each other and really drinking each other's blood thing was fun when I was a younger Auslander...now that I am older and have a better understanding of blood born pathogens, I can't believe I came through that phase of my life without picking up some disease...yup, got a clean bill of health...you know what that means, "Go, my son, and sin some more!"...but yeah, if cuddling up to Yahweh means she lives a little longer, I'm all for it, cuz she's a sweetheart...

    Course...the other one's still kinky as hell...took a bite outta my ear that got me bleeding all over my pillow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HwangJangLee
    You shouldnt be calling bullshido on any one you take ewwww, wushu.
    OK, boys and girls, gather round Uncle Auslander as he takes you on a wild ride through the Asian languages...



    This is war, or martial...

    In Korean, it's pronounced Moo.
    In Japanese, it's pronounced Bu.
    In Mandarin, it's pronounced Wu.



    This means skills.

    In Korean, it's pronounced Sool.
    In Japanese, it's pronounced Jutsu.
    In Mandarin, it's pronounced Shu.

    Put them together and what do you get?

    Martial Skills.
    Moosool.
    Bujutsu.
    Wushu.

    Wushu just means Chuan does martial skills. It'd be like putting "Martial Arts" in your style bracket. It doesn't tell you what kind he does...

    Course, he may actually do the flippy jumpy hoppy acrocrunchy modern wushu too...so...whatever...

    This message brought to you by the color Dark Slate Blue.

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    Shawn Green replied that the site was just for his nephew's fun, and not to be taken as their current view on MA.

    He says they currently train Kungfu and Kuntao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFS USA
    Yeah ... you got to get to Maryland. Okay, here's the plan ... Harem Girls are out ... just too damned old fashioned and we need an infusion of new blood. This is where you and I come into the mix.

    I know for a FACT that DerAuslander108 has an in with ... get this ... Lesbian Vampires .... YEA!!! *claps hands loudly* ... So we got to entice him to join the new and improved club ... Hell, let's make him President for Life or some such ****. I'll even pay to have his magic decoder ring fashioned out of 14K Gold ... the rest of us will have to make do with plastic ... but WTF ... Lesbian Vampires!!!

    I mean, the twisted sex possibilities are virtually limitless. So what if we have to endure a little "love bite" now and then ... we'll be immortal and able to **** every night from dusk until just before dawn. Piss on Viagra ... the kinky factor alone is sufficient.

    I'll buy an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of Balto for the club house ... we can scrounge up some bats and other creepy **** I'm sure. Need a name, a logo, and an initiation ceremony. Brain Storm, Dude, Brain Storm ...
    Man, you must have been waiting for someone to bite on resurrecting the club house. LOL! That's some hot **** right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meng_mao
    Shawn Green replied that the site was just for his nephew's fun, and not to be taken as their current view on MA.

    He says they currently train Kungfu and Kuntao.
    So what's the deal then? It was a front as everyone here called it? This is why I started a site vs site throwdown thread the other day. I thought it would be interesting to have a small gathering to test schools of thought out on the mat. Did they say that they'd be joining us over here on this side of the interweb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalum
    Man, you must have been waiting for someone to bite on resurrecting the club house. LOL! That's some hot **** right there.
    Thanks Dude ... pure spontaneous on my post. As a creature of the night I just haven't been able to shake loose the whole Lesbian Vampire thing DerAuslander108 posted up in October.

    What a wunnerful concept ... no excessive "pressure to perform" ... and no need to watch over their safety. Woe unto the poor bastard whose hands stray univited ... and I wouldn't have to do a thing ... just stand back and laugh.

    Hey DerAuslander108 ... Man, you are sooooooo fucking lucky you didn't catch something big time nasty with the blood glugging thing. Hep C is raging and that **** can be fatal. I found raw blood to be fairly hard to digest ... I always felt kind of sick after a mouthful or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFS USA
    Hey DerAuslander108 ... Man, you are sooooooo fucking lucky you didn't catch something big time nasty with the blood glugging thing. Hep C is raging and that **** can be fatal. I found raw blood to be fairly hard to digest ... I always felt kind of sick after a mouthful or two.
    Yeah, like I said, those days are long behind me...nothing but proof that someone up there thinks I am meant for better things...

    The whole "feeding" off of somebody was more of the attraction than the actual blood itself...when you have some sweet young thing offering you her arm...well...I know you can understand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    Supreme Dictator for Life has a good ring to it... :gwbdance:
    You provide the Freaks of the Night and you got the title.

    Unfortunately, one of the Vamps has given her life to Jesus...or fortunately...however you want to look at it...
    I look at it through blood red eyes of rage ... He's always getting everything and all I get is some lousy PR ... no justice in this World.

    Yes indeed, go forth and Sin much more ... penance is just a few Prayers away ... Party first ...then Pray.

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