Ultimate Bullshido Product?

**DngrRuss1** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 7:20pm

Ok, so I ordered the AWMA catalog the other day. I have never ordered from them, wasn't really planning on ordering from them, but wanted to see thier products and prices do see if there was anything I wanted to add to my school.

I then came across this:

EASYFIT BELTS
Fastens in the front with a hook and loop closure, yet looks like a traditional belt with a knot tied in front. Saves time spent fixing belts in class. Will not come loose during training. Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot. Available in sizes small (0000-1) 30" and large (2-4) 40", and in all belt rank colors.

THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE PRE-TIED BELTS! I mean, wtf? "saves time fixing belts in class"? "Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot"? So its for people that are either too stupid or lazy to tie a knot? WTF? I thought our job was to help teach kids and adults a bit of self relience and overcoming challenges. But I guess a square knot is just too much for some folks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHH!

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**yokumo** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 7:27pm

you win. *bows*

**ItOnlyHurtsOnce** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 8:03pm

No this is the ultimate bullshido product

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 8:23pm

Originally Posted by DngrRuss1

Ok, so I ordered the AWMA catalog the other day. I have never ordered from them, wasn't really planning on ordering from them, but wanted to see thier products and prices do see if there was anything I wanted to add to my school.

I then came across this:

EASYFIT BELTS
Fastens in the front with a hook and loop closure, yet looks like a traditional belt with a knot tied in front. Saves time spent fixing belts in class. Will not come loose during training. Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot. Available in sizes small (0000-1) 30" and large (2-4) 40", and in all belt rank colors.

THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE PRE-TIED BELTS! I mean, wtf? "saves time fixing belts in class"? "Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot"? So its for people that are either too stupid or lazy to tie a knot? WTF? I thought our job was to help teach kids and adults a bit of self relience and overcoming challenges. But I guess a square knot is just too much for some folks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHH!

:bsflag:

I use them...

**DngrRuss1** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 11:00pm

Originally Posted by omega

I use them...

Why man, why?

**Shard** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 11:04pm

To hold his pants up. Don't you know thats what belts were made for?

**Shinobi187** · Posted On: 3/09/2006 11:22pm

I saw those in the AWMA catalog a while back. The first thing my wife said after I showed the add to her was "How could someone wear any belt much less a black belt, and not be able to tie it on themselves."

I'm sure a McDojo/McDaycare somewhere uses them.

Originally Posted by DngrRuss1

Ok, so I ordered the AWMA catalog the other day. I have never ordered from them, wasn't really planning on ordering from them, but wanted to see thier products and prices do see if there was anything I wanted to add to my school.

I then came across this:

EASYFIT BELTS
Fastens in the front with a hook and loop closure, yet looks like a traditional belt with a knot tied in front. Saves time spent fixing belts in class. Will not come loose during training. Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot. Available in sizes small (0000-1) 30" and large (2-4) 40", and in all belt rank colors.

THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE PRE-TIED BELTS! I mean, wtf? "saves time fixing belts in class"? "Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot"? So its for people that are either too stupid or lazy to tie a knot? WTF? I thought our job was to help teach kids and adults a bit of self relience and overcoming challenges. But I guess a square knot is just too much for some folks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHH!

:bsflag:

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 1:17am

I thought Ashida Kim was the ultimate BS product? His mother never got impregnetad by a man. Evil Bullshido Force mysteriously impregneted her. Oddly enough, lack of a man is why Ashida looks so girly.

**WunHungLo** · Posted On: 3/10/2006 8:04am

Originally Posted by Poop Loops

I thought Ashida Kim was the ultimate BS product? His mother never got impregnetad by a man. Evil Bullshido Force mysteriously impregneted her. Oddly enough, lack of a man is why Ashida looks so girly.

Dude, that's not even his true form. He can change his appearance at will.