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  1. Virus is offline
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    Stances of Disaster.

    And the website quotes that go with them:


    "The fifth precept one should know about combat arts is: your gait must be as stout as that one of gods."


    "Kungfu and Tai Chi can help you in self defence, flexibility, confidence, anger management, stress, posture, breathing and in general healthy well being." - http://whitecranefightingarts.com/default.htm


    The site is in German so I can't add a humerously juxtaposing quote. -
    http://tibetankungfu.ch/d/kung_fu/pr...ampfstile.html




    "These exercises consist of techniques applicable to real life situations." -
    http://www.shaolinwushu.ca/calgary.html


    "The strategic assumption is Shaolin Bird style is that the opponent is larger and stronger." - http://www.fujimae.co.nz/mainsite/Kempo.html
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     Style: Snatch Wrestling

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    That's atrocious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus

    HAHA, these two are awesome.

    The first one appears to be on drugs, while the second one is in need of an exorcism.
    :new_all_c
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    From this classic site: http://erictharp.tripod.com/id3.html (MUST SEE HILERITY)

    Nice socks. The one on the right is a “fighting stance”. A couple of guys who have made their own Kung Fu style “Rolling fist”.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    When Mary bent down to get his walking stick Grandad took the oppurtunity to show her his magic puppet.
    Failing to become awesome since 1976
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    I can't believe I stood around like that once.........
    :google:

    Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
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    Sensei: Now when fighting it is imperative that you have a stable position, and the best way to achive this is to ensure you are standing on one leg.

    Student: Um, sensei, if that's the case wouldn't it be more practical to stand on both legs?

    Sensei: Haha, I am the sensei and you are a mere Noob. STFU. Practical.. That's excatly what our enemies will be expecting.







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    Don't make fun of that ****. This stance is the prelude to a nasty poke in the balls
    that the traditionalists warned you about.
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    HaHA! That's pretty ripe... anyone who tries to pass off the "lift your leg to avoid the fucking spear trying to stab it" move as something applicable in hand-to-hand fighting is indeed a giant douche.

    And remember to vote Giant Douche '04, mmkay?
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     Style: Arnis, judo, Taichi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus



    Isnt this the same stance Kanue "neo" Reeves takes at the end of the matrix?

    PT
    Last edited by Planktime; 1/13/2006 3:23pm at .
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