Posted On:1/13/2006 2:31pm
Style: Arnis, judo, Taichi
I am not a BJJ exponent but this is good satire. Well done! I especially like the part about the _ing _un idiots not being allowed on the ship by the TCMA folks.
Posted On:1/13/2006 2:44pm
"Reports from the Gracie crew members indicate that passengers have been asking that certain pieces of the rescuer’s lifeboats be used to repair the crippled ship, or that the carrier tow the wrecked cruise liner for all eternity so that the passengers may move freely between the two and not be forced to abandon it entirely."
M-fuckingly accurate observation-fu!!!
Current stage of death: denial
Posted On:1/14/2006 10:14am
Style: Basic Self-Defence
Dread, thats a classic, nice.
So ... what the hell have I been withholding my semen
in my spine for all this time??
Answers on a postcard to ...
Injury Waiting To Happen
Posted On:1/14/2006 11:48am
Style: Snatch Wrestling
Upon delivery of this news to the senior officers, Captain Aesopian was observed chumming the waters with the dismembered corpses of catch wrestlers in order to encourage the arrival of more sharks and what he claimed was a large, one-eyed Kraken thought to be slumbering on the ocean floor.
This can only mean one thing...
PIRATE ZOMBIE CATCH WRESTLERS!
Posted On:1/14/2006 1:31pm
the chi empire will soon send squads of mega armoured nobs to destroy the dreadnougth
Posted On:10/16/2011 5:27pm
In light of recent discussions in the JMA forum, this deserves a revival.
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
Posted On:10/16/2011 5:34pm
Thanks for bumping this hedge. It's one I hadn't seen before.
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