232735 Bullies, 3712 online  
  • Register
Our Sponsors:

Results 11 to 17 of 17
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Sponsored Links Spacer Image
  1. Planktime is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    402

    Posted On:
    1/13/2006 2:31pm


     Style: Arnis, judo, Taichi

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    This is comedy genius

    I am not a BJJ exponent but this is good satire. Well done! I especially like the part about the _ing _un idiots not being allowed on the ship by the TCMA folks.

    PT
  2. dramaboy is offline

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    1,577

    Posted On:
    1/13/2006 2:44pm


     Style: -

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "Reports from the Gracie crew members indicate that passengers have been asking that certain pieces of the rescuer’s lifeboats be used to repair the crippled ship, or that the carrier tow the wrecked cruise liner for all eternity so that the passengers may move freely between the two and not be forced to abandon it entirely."

    M-fuckingly accurate observation-fu!!!

    rep!

    Tomas
    Current stage of death: denial
  3. Dirty Rooster is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Northumbria
    Posts
    566

    Posted On:
    1/14/2006 10:14am


     Style: Basic Self-Defence

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Dread, thats a classic, nice.

    So ... what the hell have I been withholding my semen
    in my spine for all this time??

    Answers on a postcard to ...
  4. Roidie McDouchebag is offline
    Roidie McDouchebag's Avatar

    Injury Waiting To Happen

    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Kamloops, BC
    Posts
    9,419

    Posted On:
    1/14/2006 11:48am

    supporting member
     Style: Snatch Wrestling

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Upon delivery of this news to the senior officers, Captain Aesopian was observed chumming the waters with the dismembered corpses of catch wrestlers in order to encourage the arrival of more sharks and what he claimed was a large, one-eyed Kraken thought to be slumbering on the ocean floor.
    This can only mean one thing...

    PIRATE ZOMBIE CATCH WRESTLERS!
  5. Lucky Seven is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Here
    Posts
    622

    Posted On:
    1/14/2006 1:31pm


     Style: Judo

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    the chi empire will soon send squads of mega armoured nobs to destroy the dreadnougth
  6. Hedgehogey is offline
    Hedgehogey's Avatar

    Tsun-Derrorist

    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Posts
    5,330

    Posted On:
    10/16/2011 5:27pm

    supporting member
     Style: ^_^

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    In light of recent discussions in the JMA forum, this deserves a revival.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
  7. dflanmod is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    San Diego CA
    Posts
    858

    Posted On:
    10/16/2011 5:34pm


     Style: BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Thanks for bumping this hedge. It's one I hadn't seen before.
    Freaken hillarious.
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Powered by vBulletin™© contact@vbulletin.com vBulletin Solutions, Inc. 2011 All rights reserved.