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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    This is comedy genius

    I am not a BJJ exponent but this is good satire. Well done! I especially like the part about the _ing _un idiots not being allowed on the ship by the TCMA folks.

    PT

  2. #12

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "Reports from the Gracie crew members indicate that passengers have been asking that certain pieces of the rescuer’s lifeboats be used to repair the crippled ship, or that the carrier tow the wrecked cruise liner for all eternity so that the passengers may move freely between the two and not be forced to abandon it entirely."

    M-fuckingly accurate observation-fu!!!

    rep!

    Tomas
    Current stage of death: denial

  3. #13

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Dread, thats a classic, nice.

    So ... what the hell have I been withholding my semen
    in my spine for all this time??

    Answers on a postcard to ...

  4. #14
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Upon delivery of this news to the senior officers, Captain Aesopian was observed chumming the waters with the dismembered corpses of catch wrestlers in order to encourage the arrival of more sharks and what he claimed was a large, one-eyed Kraken thought to be slumbering on the ocean floor.
    This can only mean one thing...

    PIRATE ZOMBIE CATCH WRESTLERS!

  5. #15

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    the chi empire will soon send squads of mega armoured nobs to destroy the dreadnougth

  6. #16
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    In light of recent discussions in the JMA forum, this deserves a revival.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

  7. #17

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Thanks for bumping this hedge. It's one I hadn't seen before.
    Freaken hillarious.

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