Thread: "BJJ is gay!"
1/11/2006 6:20am, #11
I lie awake at night fretting that Heather Graham might have a mistaken impression of my sexuality.
Were I desperate for homoerotic sporting satisfaction, I'd still be playing rugby...
1/11/2006 10:00am, #12
Seriously, the comment was off base (but funny as hell). The gayest sport there is will always be Collegiate wrestling (let's put two guys in tight spandex and have them roll around on a mat together). At least BJJ involves actually inflicting pain.
1/11/2006 10:03am, #13KhorneliusPraxxGuest
The only reason I think anyone would say that about BJJ is because holding someone in your guard...I guess.
And...for the record...the gayest sport ever is anything that should be considered art instead of sport because it involves a selection of music...you know...like figure skating
1/11/2006 10:22am, #14[img=http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2364/8026700123940loij9.th.jpg]
"God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi
1/11/2006 10:39am, #15Originally Posted by KhorneliusPraxx
1/11/2006 11:53am, #16
My Dad who does Kenpo makes fun of grappling almost every time I bring it up. However, BJJ terminology is particularly gay. In wrestling, Judo, and Shootfighting, it was "side control" but in BJJ? MOUNT!
And at tourneys!?
COME ON! MOUNT HIM! MOUNT HIM! GET HIM! GET BEHIND HIM NOW! REAR MOUNT!
1/11/2006 12:04pm, #17
1/11/2006 12:16pm, #18Originally Posted by I Choke You
Although I never call it '69', it's 'North-South' or nothing, I thought the comic value was worth it:google:
Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
1/11/2006 12:19pm, #19
My wife watches UFC fights and TUF with me, and I explain all the positions to her by using the sexual connotations. It's amazing how quickly she picks them up when I use them that way.
1/11/2006 12:58pm, #20
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
well think about it this way
why do guys like catfights?
if you can understand it from that rationale, you can percieve why some people might think bjj or wrestling etc has sexual overtones.