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Thread: "BJJ is gay!"

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    I lie awake at night fretting that Heather Graham might have a mistaken impression of my sexuality.

    Were I desperate for homoerotic sporting satisfaction, I'd still be playing rugby...

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    Seriously, the comment was off base (but funny as hell). The gayest sport there is will always be Collegiate wrestling (let's put two guys in tight spandex and have them roll around on a mat together). At least BJJ involves actually inflicting pain.

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    The only reason I think anyone would say that about BJJ is because holding someone in your guard...I guess.


    And...for the record...the gayest sport ever is anything that should be considered art instead of sport because it involves a selection of music...you know...like figure skating

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    Don't worry guys.BJJ has to climb really high before it becomes as gay as this.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KhorneliusPraxx
    The only reason I think anyone would say that about BJJ is because holding someone in your guard...I guess.


    And...for the record...the gayest sport ever is anything that should be considered art instead of sport because it involves a selection of music...you know...like figure skating
    I'd have to say North-South is right up there, too. I had an epiphany one day while at the bottom of North South. "Hey, this guy's ass is resting right on my head! That's disgusting!" Then I quickly forgot about it.

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    My Dad who does Kenpo makes fun of grappling almost every time I bring it up. However, BJJ terminology is particularly gay. In wrestling, Judo, and Shootfighting, it was "side control" but in BJJ? MOUNT!

    And at tourneys!?

    COME ON! MOUNT HIM! MOUNT HIM! GET HIM! GET BEHIND HIM NOW! REAR MOUNT!

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    Hookers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Choke You
    My Dad who does Kenpo makes fun of grappling almost every time I bring it up. However, BJJ terminology is particularly gay. In wrestling, Judo, and Shootfighting, it was "side control" but in BJJ? MOUNT!

    And at tourneys!?

    COME ON! MOUNT HIM! MOUNT HIM! GET HIM! GET BEHIND HIM NOW! REAR MOUNT!
    I'll admit, if I was ever telling a non BJJ person the details of a fight I ever got into, it wouldn't sound like "Well, I got into the mount from the 69 and started dropping bombs. He tried to roll over, and I took his back! REAR NAKED CHOKE!!"

    Although I never call it '69', it's 'North-South' or nothing, I thought the comic value was worth it
    :google:

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    My wife watches UFC fights and TUF with me, and I explain all the positions to her by using the sexual connotations. It's amazing how quickly she picks them up when I use them that way.

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    well think about it this way

    why do guys like catfights?

    if you can understand it from that rationale, you can percieve why some people might think bjj or wrestling etc has sexual overtones.

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