1/10/2006 1:08pm, #1
Chuck Norris's Response to How He Feels About His Tears Curing Cancer, etc
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
Took it like a champ I'd say. Even got some advertising in there.
1/10/2006 1:10pm, #2
Just goes to prove you can't **** with the Chuck.
1/10/2006 1:12pm, #3
Whoever wrote the 30 facts is already dead. He just doesn't know it yet.
1/10/2006 1:37pm, #4
Chuck took it for what it was, which is a bit of a laugh. Fair play to him.
1/10/2006 2:28pm, #5
Chuck by Roundhouse kick to the face.:google:
Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
1/10/2006 2:28pm, #6
Nah. Chuck by jump back kick to the face.
1/10/2006 2:32pm, #7
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I find it cheese to shamelessly self-promote his "western" books.
I wonder how much he actually knows about the "wild west"?
That would be a contest worth televising, say over shots of absinth?
Miss a question, take a shot.
1/10/2006 2:37pm, #8Originally Posted by Bluto Blutarsky
Remember those old Pace salsa commercials?
"NEW YORK CITY!?!"
1/10/2006 2:44pm, #9
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Ahh, Chuck Norris is a good guy. He's probably laughing his ass off at those lists...
1/10/2006 2:47pm, #10
Originally Posted by Osiris
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