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    Chuck Norris's Response to How He Feels About His Tears Curing Cancer, etc

    IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

    I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
    ~ Chuck Norris

    Took it like a champ I'd say. Even got some advertising in there.

    http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1
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    Just goes to prove you can't **** with the Chuck.
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    Whoever wrote the 30 facts is already dead. He just doesn't know it yet.
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    Chuck took it for what it was, which is a bit of a laugh. Fair play to him.
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    Chuck by Roundhouse kick to the face.
    :google:

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    Nah. Chuck by jump back kick to the face.
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    I find it cheese to shamelessly self-promote his "western" books.

    I wonder how much he actually knows about the "wild west"?

    That would be a contest worth televising, say over shots of absinth?

    Miss a question, take a shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto Blutarsky
    I find it cheese to shamelessly self-promote his "western" books.

    I wonder how much he actually knows about the "wild west"?

    That would be a contest worth televising, say over shots of absinth?

    Miss a question, take a shot.
    You're from NYC. Chuck is from Texas. I reckon he'd come out the winner on that one.

    Remember those old Pace salsa commercials?

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    Ahh, Chuck Norris is a good guy. He's probably laughing his ass off at those lists...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Osiris
    Took it like he has no damn sense of humor.
    More like he doesn't give a ****. LOL. :icon_bigg.

    He is a cool dude, except that I could never make myself watch "Walker, Texas Ranger". :tongue9:
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