Djimbe´s thoughts on boxing

**FictionPimp** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 1:13pm

So a bunch of guys on a video game forum have a misconception on what martial arts are? Hu, who would of thought it. Personally I was shocked to find out that even though kano practices aikido, I was not going to learn laser eye finishing moves.

**Lights Out** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 1:16pm

Originally Posted by FictionPimp

Personally I was shocked to find out that even though kano practices aikido, I was not going to learn laser eye finishing moves.

Dude... please... say it ain´t so....

Kano always gave me **** in MK I.

Don´t tell me I was beaten to death (literally) by an aikidoka!

**FictionPimp** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 1:28pm

Originally Posted by Lights Out

Dude... please... say it ain´t so....

Kano always gave me **** in MK I.

Don´t tell me I was beaten to death (literally) by an aikidoka!

Fighters: Kano

Status: Mercenary
Alignment: Evil
Weight: 200
Height: 5' 10"
Styles: Xing Yi, Aikido, Butterfly Swords

Aikido
Name
Heaven and Earth
Low Frontal Punch
Breath Power
Low Toe Kick
Side Kick
Crescent Kick
Low Side Kick
Frontal Kick
Knee Kick
Low Step Kick
Neijin
2 Hit Doom
Underdog
Total Karnage
Destroyer
Killing Time

I'm kinda disapointed I've never learned moves called Destroyer or 2 hit doom as they are too deadly to use in class. But hey, at least i'm really good at killing time. But we can see kano's aikido has a lot of attemi and is defiantly not ki society stuff (even if he can do no touch laser knock outs)

But by bullshido standards, Jax is the ultimate character. Hell he even has a ground and pound.

Fighters: Jax Briggs

Status: Special Forces
Alignment: Good
Weight: 330
Height: 6' 8"
Styles: Muay Thai, Judo, Tonfa

http://guides.ign.com/guides/17208/page_9.html

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 4:50pm

Aikido

Funniest thing on this thread.

**Tabogganwheel** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 6:48pm

You dont mean "Natural" you mean "Comfortable" . The Concepts in Wing Chun are PERFECTLY aligned with the laws of thermodynamics , and therefore TOTALLY in sync with NATURAL LAW .

I'm not gonna pretend I know everything about physics here, but what the hell has thermodynamics got to do with body structure??

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ther·mo·dy·nam·ics Pronunciation Key (thûrm-d-nmks)
n.

1. (used with a sing. verb) Physics that deals with the relationships and conversions between heat and other forms of energy.
2. (used with a pl. verb) Thermodynamic phenomena and processes.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

ther·mo·dy·nam·ics (thûrm-d-nmks)
n.

1. Physics that deals with the relationships between heat and other forms of energy.
2. Thermodynamic phenomena and processes.

Source: The American Heritage® Stedman's Medical Dictionary
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WTF!? What the hell has that got to do with body alignment and motion?

**Neildo** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 7:21pm

Originally Posted by Tabogganwheel

...but what the hell has thermodynamics got to do with body structure?

Fireballs.

Hadouken!

**Tabogganwheel** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 7:45pm

Originally Posted by Neildo

Fireballs.

Hadouken!

Oh, how could I have forgotten...

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 8:10pm

* bangs head on desk *

**Knave** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 8:52pm

Greetings.

i argue wtih djimber waht i win!??!

**meng_mao** · Posted On: 1/09/2006 11:54pm

Originally Posted by FictionPimp

Fighters: Kano

Status: Mercenary
Alignment: Evil
Weight: 200
Height: 5' 10"
Styles: Xing Yi, Aikido, Butterfly Swords

Aikido
Name
Heaven and Earth
Low Frontal Punch
Breath Power
Low Toe Kick
Side Kick
Crescent Kick
Low Side Kick
Frontal Kick
Knee Kick
Low Step Kick
Neijin
2 Hit Doom
Underdog
Total Karnage
Destroyer
Killing Time

I'm kinda disapointed I've never learned moves called Destroyer or 2 hit doom as they are too deadly to use in class. But hey, at least i'm really good at killing time. But we can see kano's aikido has a lot of attemi and is defiantly not ki society stuff (even if he can do no touch laser knock outs)

But by bullshido standards, Jax is the ultimate character. Hell he even has a ground and pound.

Fighters: Jax Briggs

Status: Special Forces
Alignment: Good
Weight: 330
Height: 6' 8"
Styles: Muay Thai, Judo, Tonfa

http://guides.ign.com/guides/17208/page_9.html

I LOVE the fact that every character has 3 styles, one which is weapons.
It's so fun, even if they're all grossly inaccurate and unrealistic.