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5/27/2003 1:23am--
Thanks for the story 5 times over...
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Posted On:
5/27/2003 1:47am--
story:
Small man in labcoat and glasses is working at a nuclear facility. He has taken the gladiatorial training and has sucesfully used it to kill Animal Rights activists who complain about his lion-killings. Anyway, a middle-eastern woman brakes into the powerplant with stick of dynomite strapped to her chest and tries to run towars the reactor. He gets in the way, and she, being a subject of Abu Dhabi, naturally shoots. He opens up his mouth like a snake and swallows her whole. The dynomite explodes, and he belches loudly. Coworkers gather around.
"You sure do kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm Glad I Ate Her"
(much laughter)
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Posted On:
5/27/2003 10:04am--
Now THATS Real ultimate power.
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Posted On:
5/27/2003 10:34am--
WOW! I can't imagine what this mystery army language school is like! Amazing...WAITAMINUTE!! Yes I do.but I believe that he did go to some sort of language school in the U.S. Army back in the late 80s or 90s.
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5/27/2003 8:33pm--
hi rallen88:
Thank you for writing with your take on Chris. For all I know you are correct that he is a good fighter and has a decent system which very well may be some version of JKD combined with bouncing experience. A bunch of guys also have such systems and supposedly provide decent martial arts instruction. For example Matt Thorton of the straight blast gym.
What makes Chris stick out from the pack is that he insists on making these gladiator claims in print without any proof. Normally a little tall tale telling is understandable, say over a few beers after practice. When such claims are made in order to sell product then it becomes Bullshido because a false statement is used for commercial purposes.
Now if Chris could substantiate his gladiator claims, by revealing to the world who his teacher is, what the linage of the art is, perhaps show some neutral parties actual documents (say in Latin) that substantiate his claims then doubters like myself would have to give him his props, but until then I hope you'll understand why people who aren't his students say, "WTF?" whenever we hear such claims. It makes it hard to trust the truthfulness of an instructor when they make one incredible claim and later on invariably back up their instruction based partially on their other experiences.
Since you used to bounce with Chris I would like to ask you one question so I can verify some of his other claims he's made in print. In one of his ads he claimed that he typically got into three nasty fights a weekend while bouncing. was that true for the location that you two worked at? If this was the case, could you please tell us the name of the bar in Tulsa, I would love to confirm that part of the story, perhaps by calling the local PD station, and asking them if this matched their memories of the place. thank you for writing in. -
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I have researched a lot of reality fighting and self defense systems. I think I can give you your dream come true. That is I found on Comhrac Bas site something that must have been about all of this talk here or some of the other boards from 1990´s until now. I think there was talk about Comhrac Bas on nearly every MMA board in the 1990s.
Anyway, here is the link as it is on a hard to find board on the EzBoard network.
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Posted On:
2/14/2007 9:44pm--
Same old Chris Cluggston Spam. Just another guy trying to explain why his interpretation of JKD is more combat oriented then everyone else's
By the way, do you have his super duper secret latin combat lineage on you? You know the one tracing his combat system, master by master back to the Gladiators. -
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Posted On:
2/15/2007 10:25am--
Samuel:
Originally Posted by Samuel Browning
I had two years into my PH.D and I have a master's degree so I am responding to your request with some understanding of the territory. Pick 2 or 3 languages using the same controls you speak of. You will either show incontravertably how absurd his claim is, or if he can actually speak two or three languages fluently that is commendable unless:
He comes from a culture based in Malaysia (I have Malaysian friends who actually do speak almost 10 languages!), India or Africa.



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