"Royal Dragon" Who Is He???

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 7:34pm

Originally Posted by Royal Dragon

Some pics of my advisary

You ... have ... got ... to ... be ... fucking kidding me ... right?

This walking structural defect is what slung **** at you, and by logical extension, Edgar?

Holy **** Dude, he's a rank asswipe noob that belongs in the very back of class. He looks like dog doo-doo in a static posture ... oh Hell, the video is going to be a HOOT!!!

I'm not much on popcorn ... but I'm nuking a bag of it before sitting down to watch the show.

Get KFDW to come on here as well ... the two of us will butt rape this ass clown right in public.

**JFS USA** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 7:35pm

Originally Posted by Omar

Pic one: His knees needs to get behind his calf or he's likely to fall over in a stiff breeze.

Pic three: Where to start? I don't even want to. I think it needs a good photoshopping in order to make sense.

Dude, PhotoShop can work wonders ... but even it has limits. Stiff breeze? More like a hard sneeze.

**Royal Dragon** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 8:11pm

LOL!!

Don't forget he started by going after Jamie Schuffel, who basically tried to help the guy with his basics.

**Royal Dragon** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 8:17pm

Omar,
The twisted horse stance he is useing is sometimes taught to BEGINNERS who have never done ANYTHING and are horribly unquardinated and lack any sort of athletic ability, or sense of balance what so ever. It's a pre--- pre--preintroduction to the twisted horse stance.

I personally never taught it (never had to teach anyone that bad off myself, even elderly Tai Chi beginners), but it has been taught to first day classmates of mine, and then forgotten within the first few weeks. This individual has been at this for 33 years "He claims"

**Royal Dragon** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 8:22pm

The funny thing, is he actually sent ME the link to this thread in an attempt to show me up or something.

I just E-mailed him back with the link again and asked if he was haveing fun yet.

**Omar** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 9:20pm

Originally Posted by Royal Dragon

Omar,
The twisted horse stance he is useing is sometimes taught to BEGINNERS who have never done ANYTHING and are horribly unquardinated and lack any sort of athletic ability, or sense of balance what so ever. It's a pre--- pre--preintroduction to the twisted horse stance.

I personally never taught it (never had to teach anyone that bad off myself, even elderly Tai Chi beginners), but it has been taught to first day classmates of mine, and then forgotten within the first few weeks. This individual has been at this for 33 years "He claims"

Wow...

I've never seen anyone actually teach a twist stance like that. It's something I have seen people often just kind of sigh and let slide with raw-begginers who maybe can't even go down into a proper twist without falling over but it is NOT acceptable. Just something that occasionally people just can't seem to do. Like squatting on your haunches without rolling up onto the balls of your feet. Some people are so incredibly stiff they can't even do that.

That "horse stance"....what IS that? Feet splayed out to the sides, knees bent out past the toes. I just LOVE the "on guard" pose. lol. He looks like one of those people who will sometimes walk past a class being held in a park and make squaking "HIYAAA!" noises to make fun of people kicking thai pads or something. Kind of reminds me of my Mom's light hearted attempts to imitate me. :lookround

**Mr. Mantis** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 9:37pm

Originally Posted by Royal Dragon

Omar,
The twisted horse stance he is useing is sometimes taught to BEGINNERS who have never done ANYTHING and are horribly unquardinated and lack any sort of athletic ability, or sense of balance what so ever. It's a pre--- pre--preintroduction to the twisted horse stance.

I personally never taught it (never had to teach anyone that bad off myself, even elderly Tai Chi beginners), but it has been taught to first day classmates of mine, and then forgotten within the first few weeks. This individual has been at this for 33 years "He claims"

I was just going to say it looks like the wimpy man's twist stance. It appears that he's resting the one leg on the other. Classic cheat.

I don't know what the hell is going on in those other pics.

**TehDeadlyDimMak** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 9:46pm

I can't understand how a horse stance can be that bad. If he has pictures of himself doing that horse stance... and he's seen other MAs do a coorect horse stance... shouldn't he have noticed that his is radically different?

**Cough/Cool** · Posted On: 1/11/2006 9:53pm

guys this is pure gold. Way to stick up for eachother!

In fact, I'm personally inviting Edgar to attend this Summer's Muther Mega TD as an Honored Guest.

I plan on attending this TD as well. It would be an honor to meet you as well as Sifu Edgar Liningston if he decides to attend.