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    You secure that **** Hudson!! supporting member
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    Hmmm,

    I sustained two injuries last night - one my fault the other from a psycho there..

    First one was my right pinky toe when I rolled to one side my stupid toe didn't go the right way and got crunched and made a nice pop sound. Doesn't feel dislocated but there is a big black bruise on one side now. So now I have to hobble around the office...arrghh

    Second injury was from this guy who must've thought he was fighting for his life when we were rolling. He is a newbie like me but he was going ballistic with his moves, cracked me in the face with a flailing arm and then got me into a choke which even after I tapped out he still pushed it (and me) onto the mat and finally let go. By then the damage had been done so now I can't breathe or swallow without some sort of pain..

    Arrghh
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    Sprained my forearms a few times doing achilles locks in competition. Couldnt turn a door knob for a few days one time.

    Tore my toe getting ready for a fight... I threw a lead left hook as my trainer shot in on me... he pinned me toe the ground, and I rotated and tore it. That sucked because I had a fight like a week and a half later.

    Broke a toe when a training partner much bigger than me scooped me up with a double leg, and my toe got caught in the seem between the mats. Pointed entirely out to the side... was kinda cool.

    Tore my meniscus in a fight when I kneed someone in the hip while being sprawled out on him.... bony bastard.

    Did "something" to my knee... tried to shoot in and the knee gave away and I fell over and knocked myself out for a second.

    Picked someone up while in a weird funky reverse triangle kinda move... and woke up in the middle of the ring looking up at 6 people asking if I was okay, and telling them how I was playing ninja gaiden on nintendo in my "dream".

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    Currently nursing a heel-hook based hyperextention (2-weeks old), and a strained elbow (day old). Both minor, but still suck. Tournament next week...

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    Most of my injuries are from striking, because I suck more at that than grappling.
    "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

    El Guapo says dance!

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    Da Komrads... Again you are MadPelvisOwn3d! supporting member
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    My injuries from grappling:

    - Two cracked ribs (rib sticks out funny now)
    - Tore intercostal rib muscles twice
    - Severely damaged knee from kneebar (unable now to run etc.)
    - Seperated (tore?) collar bone from sternum (collar bone now dips when I rotate my arm)
    - Broke left big toe two times
    - Sprained right wrist x3 (once you do it one time....)
    - Sprained right ankle x4 (once you do it one time....)
    - Left cauliflower ear (working on right ear)
    - Three chipped teeth
    - Bit completely through tongue
    - Tweaked lower back muscle right side (had spasms for a week)

    Now the funny part... how many doctor visits? 0 Baby!
    Didn't have insurance when I did these
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    Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
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    This was supposed to be for novelty injuries, not 'oh no is had a booboo'.

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    IronMung dislocated one of my toes at a throwdown one time.

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    hyperextended my heel yesterday during jogging+jumping jacks WARMUPS.

    i dont know if its funny, but it sure is retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UpaLumpa
    This was supposed to be for novelty injuries, not 'oh no is had a booboo'.
    Novelty injuries? I re-read your initial post and failed to find the novelty. No offense but still...

    Would this be considered a novelty then:

    Was rolling with a body builder who weighed 110 lbs more than me. He couldn't tap me, got frustrated and just decided to rip my arm out of my socket seperating my collar from my sternum. Couldn't lift my arm for over three weeks and couldn't train for months.
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    The other day a 220 pound beginner tried to jump over my guard head first and landed with his shoulder right on my nose. I thought it was broken for sure; it was that painful. Luckily the only lasting results were some bloodstains on his gi that he could show off to his friends.

    Last thursday I was mounted on my training partner. He did the upa escape and I follwed, trying to transition into an armbar. I hade my face to the ground, his arm tightly clutched in my hand. What I didn't notice until I started pulling was that his elbow was resting against my unprotected testicles. As I straightened the arm I let out a loud yelp and rolled over on my back holding my nuts. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life.
    I pointed at him [the panhandler], bringing my rear hand up in a subtle approximation of the double Wu Sau guard that is the default hand position in Wing Chun Kung Fu.

    "Step away," I hissed.
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