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    Martial Arts Photoshop Contest for Jan 06: Motivational Posters

    Everyone has seen those annoying motivational posters with captions such as "Teamwork: There is no 'I'" or what have you, under supposedly inspirational images of a bald eagle eating apple pie at a baseball game or something.

    So with the plethora of Pics of Disaster we've compiled over the years, we figured we could apply our own insights onto such images in case dojo owners wanted to "motivate" their students, if only through shame and humiliation.

    Here's the link to the part of the Gallery where you can upload them for us to host:

    http://bullshido.net/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=555

    Here's my entry:



    And here's a blank template for you to use in creating yours:



    Note, the font for the title is Times New Roman, bolded, with the first and last letter being size 36 and the middle letters being 30. The off-white caption text is size 10 Lucida Sans, centered.

    Have at it. Source images can be found here http://bullshido.net/gallery/showgallery.php/cat/2 or use your own.

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    Had a few extra minutes, so....


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    Maybe I can help jumpstart this thing.
    (yeah, let the n00b do it!)

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    How the **** does this thread sit idle for hours then the 2 of you post the exact same thing with in seconds of each other?

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    That's what I'm wondering unless he's stalking me???!? I JUST made that a few minutes ago. WTF??!?

    EDIT: Haha! It's coming from my myspace account too. Note the little watermarked dalum.net in the lower right hand corner.
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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer. Join us... or die

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    Okay I'll bite.



    Edit: the suits really do cost $500, I checked :)

    Edited again to screw Imageshack.
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    Good stuff, but put them in the Gallery where I linked in the original post. Screw ImageShack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEtrainer
    How the **** does this thread sit idle for hours then the 2 of you post the exact same thing with in seconds of each other?


    When I first checked the thread, I saw that the HTML for posting a picture was wrong, so I fixed it with a post...only to find that it had already been corrected. I was going to type a retraction, but I was too lazy. I'm saving my strength for the gym. :eatbaby:

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    who need Photoshop (tm) anyway?
    Mauro: Coming into the ring now is Giant Silva. 7 foot 2, 385 lbs, making his debut in Pride.
    Bas: Wow, that is one big guy!
    Mauro: He must have an enormous Johnson!
    Bas: Ur…I suppose.
    Mauro: What are his keys to victory here in the Pride ring tonight?
    Bas: Well I think he needs to use his reach, avoid Heaths takedowns, and try to use his size to overpower him.
    Mauro: I mean, imagine the size of that thing!
    Bas: Now Heath is coming into the ring…
    Mauro: Do women really like them that big? Doesn’t it hurt?
    Bas: I really wouldn’t know.
    Mauro: I’m starting to feel a little insecure.
    Bas: Let’s just talk about the fight.
    Mauro: You’re right, el Basito. What are Heaths keys to winning here tonight. What does he have to do? What are his strategies for emerging victorious here in the Saitama Super Arena tonight?
    Bas: Well, the first thing…
    Mauro: My wife says she doesn’t like them too big, that it’s all about how you use it.
    Bas: That’s not what she told me.

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