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    Van Damme w/out a split?

    My first martial arts movie was blood sport. I learned two things fromt that movie
    1. You need to suffer to become good.
    2. You can't be good with out a split.

    *Those statements may not be true now* but for a J.H. kid it was the ultamite truth. *

    My question is this.
    What would Van Damme be with out a split?
    What would he be with out a toned physique?

    Still a temporary rising star? or not?

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    [QUOTE=odorblocker]

    *Those statements may not be true now* but for a J.H. kid it was the ultamite truth. *

    QUOTE]

    'ultamite'? Is that anything like dynamite?
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    are you serious with the questions? Do you think he would of made it on his acting? rather than his looks/attributes?

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    phoenix agian i have to say your sig is the best on the site. By the way (im guessing that youve seen it since the main character is your avatar)were can you get the fighter in the wind dvd?
    Now on the subject, damms acting isnt the best and his accent is funky, and he learned ballet before he learned Karate, and he has that weird as bumb on the right side of his head. http://www.kirstenp.claranet.de/movi...tor/v/jcvd.jpg

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    He'd still be kicking your ass and raping your mom.
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    I heard he trained chuck norris, for missing in action movies. I think chuck admitted to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by odorblocker
    I heard he trained chuck norris, for missing in action movies. I think chuck admitted to it.
    I heard you're full of **** and should shut the **** up.

    DON'T **** WITH THE CHUCK, N00B!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    I heard you're full of **** and should shut the **** up.

    DON'T **** WITH THE CHUCK, N00B!
    I am very sorry that your mamma abused you as a child.

    But do some inteligent google research and you will see the proof of what I am saying.

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    From: http://www.vandamme.ru/biography.htm

    " Thanks to Chuck Norris he got a job as a bouncer at a nightclub. Chuck Norris also gave Van Damme a small role as a gay hitchhiker in the movie "Missing in Action", but it wasn't good enough to get anybody's attention. "

    That's all I could find.

    Chuck's training has been pretty well-documented. Van Damme's not in there. In fact, it's Van Damme's training that no one really knows about...wonder why?

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    Jean is a very accomplished fighter. His technical skills are amazing and he can fight blind and with his back turn to his opponent. I cite my avatar as evidence. :owneddanc

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