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  1. unpossible is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop Loops
    When I was around 6 or 7 I had an operation done on my groin (no idea what. Everything is working fine and I don't want to talk to my parents about it. Neither do they...). When I came home, I sat on the couch, still barely being able to walk.

    Oh, did I mention I had a dog? Guess where he jumped then second I sat down?
    hernia? I had exact same experience.

    It was probably testicle-related, likely testicle-descent-related. Mine was, but fortunately they got them both down.
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     Style: Wao ShenChi/Savate/Aikido

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    This thread has reminded me to ALWAYS WEAR A CUP WHILE TRAINING.
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     Style: Beatyerass

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    I got whacked on the end of my knob with a bokken once. That hurt.
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     Style: BJJ, Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarendol
    FINISH HIM!!!
    She is right, though. Groin shots are pretty nasty, but I wouldn't bet my life on someone going down after one hit.
    But it still hurts a lot :(
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    I remember playing cricket once, getting distracted, hearing the words "Catch it!" and then doing an impressive job of getting my groin in the way of an off drive.

    My how we all laughed.
    Failing to become awesome since 1976
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     Style: TKD, Wing Chun, Ninjitsu

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    "we", or they?
  7. Mr. Mantis is offline
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     Style: Kung Fu

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    Alright, here goes...

    When I was a kid, I was riding my bike on a makeshift BMX type track, and I did a big jump and my feet came off the pedals... My ass came off the seat.... I landed my package right on the frame bar with extreme force and crashed in a heap. I think I layed there for about 10 minutes until I mustered the strength to stand up and go home.
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
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     Style: Beating Children

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Poop Loops
    When I was around 6 or 7 I had an operation done on my groin (no idea what. Everything is working fine and I don't want to talk to my parents about it. Neither do they...). When I came home, I sat on the couch, still barely being able to walk.

    Oh, did I mention I had a dog? Guess where he jumped then second I sat down?
    Had a little nut surgery myself. Don't remember much of that day I was in and out of consciousness a lot. Nothing like being confined to a wheelchair for three days due to pain and after that not being about to even jog for a month. Good times.
  9. Brain Daddy is offline

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    Women.

    No matter how high they can kick, it seems you can't spar one without getting hit in the groin at least once. It's like their limbs have some sort of homing device that leads straight the the crotch.

    So I'm getting ready to spar this one chick and I'm playing around and acting like I'm trying to protect my groin. She laughs and says, "I promise I won't kick you in the nuts". She kept her word. We exchange a few punches, and then she punches me in the groin. :surprised She swore up and down that it wasn't intentional and that she wasn't trying to punch me there.

    Thank god for cups.
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     Style: hung gar - self taught

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    Can i assume from this thread people aren't using the "groin hits don't work" argument any more?
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