12/30/2005 7:44pm, #1
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
Inquisitorial Mandates and AwardsCrime and Punishment
- We have a grimoire of every recorded Grappling is Gay joke on a shelf in the basement. If we can find yours in the book then your post will be changed to something appropriate.
- Broken glass is also not funny. Lava jokes are OK as long as the proper royalties have been paid to Mr. Aaron Boyd, Esq.
- I will delete anything containing the HOW DO catchphrase. Actually, make that any tired catchphrase.
- Gi vs. No-Gi? Do both. Any threads regarding this topic will be locked up or sent back in time.
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3/10/2006 9:14pm, #2Enemies of the State
The following posters are being detained without trial or legal counsel until a DHS Inquisitor sees fit to release them:
Declared Hereticus Ineptus 580.M32
Threat Status: At Large. Has been caught destroying evidence of his taint.
Arch-crappler incapable of independant thought.
For each post he manages to drool into this forum I shall inject nightmares into the very core of his feeble mind.
Threat Status: Banished to the Warp for a thousand years
Part 2 of the CBJJO / IBJJF / IGJJF sanctions against the state of Maryland.
Threat Status: Cursed to practise poomse along the Korean DMZ until the North and South reuinite.
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6/14/2006 9:14am, #3Awards
BJJ Silver Star
For landing a flying triangle in a street fight, thereby invalidating years of enemy propaganda.
October 12th 2006
Department of Defence Distinguished Internet Service medal
For exemplary constructive posting and utter domination of our enemies in a manner seldom seen in this era of Bullshido's history.
April 1st 2006
BJJ Commendation Medal (Beginner)
For exemplary creativity on the field of battle.
June 14th 2006
Judo Commendation Medal
For quitting the heretical Bujinkan and waging war against those who have not seen the light.
June 23rd 2006
For dedicated service in the Martial Arts and complete domination of the enemy via Internet both here and abroad.
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2/05/2007 6:08pm, #4
The following posts have been merged here and are considered required reading for this forum:
Originally Posted by AesopianOriginally Posted by AesopianOriginally Posted by Aesopian
5/06/2007 1:36pm, #5
Rescued from the Abyss:
Originally Posted by Boyd"No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal