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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    Also, people who criticize kata don't understand the inner strength it cultivates when you do it early in the morning out on your deck with no shirt on after you wake & bake.
    This is why I learned sanchin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    Personally I would say drilling should be your foremost method of practice, sparring where you try to apply what you learned in the drill 2ndary...but that's probably a little nitpicky.

    Also, people who criticize kata don't understand the inner strength it cultivates when you do it early in the morning out on your deck with no shirt on after you wake & bake.

    One must ensure the deck opens onto or overlooks a beach, preferably with distinct and undeveloped headlands. One must also ensure that when the obligatory woman (in the bedroom where one opened one's doors and stepped out on to said deck to perform said kata) awakes to see one silhouetted against the ocean horizon, she must be smiling from all the sexual satisfaction one provided the evening prior.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    One must ensure the deck opens onto or overlooks a beach, preferably with distinct and undeveloped headlands. One must also ensure that when the obligatory woman (in the bedroom where one opened one's doors and stepped out on to said deck to perform said kata) awakes to see one silhouetted against the ocean horizon, she must be smiling from all the sexual satisfaction one provided the evening prior.
    You and maofas just became my favorite members :')
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    One must ensure the deck opens onto or overlooks a beach, preferably with distinct and undeveloped headlands. One must also ensure that when the obligatory woman (in the bedroom where one opened one's doors and stepped out on to said deck to perform said kata) awakes to see one silhouetted against the ocean horizon, she must be smiling from all the sexual satisfaction one provided the evening prior.
    And don't forget the nightly "obligatory butt in the moonlight" walk, lest your chi should wane and **** up your totally sweet martial dancing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    One must ensure the deck opens onto or overlooks a beach, preferably with distinct and undeveloped headlands. One must also ensure that when the obligatory woman (in the bedroom where one opened one's doors and stepped out on to said deck to perform said kata) awakes to see one silhouetted against the ocean horizon, she must be smiling from all the sexual satisfaction one provided the evening prior.
    Women should never be allowed in the kata area (at least until it's done being a kata area and goes back to being your deck). They're ki-succubi and we need to replenish from the night before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    Women should never be allowed in the kata area (at least until it's done being a kata area and goes back to being your deck). They're ki-succubi and we need to replenish from the night before.
    female sexuality; making men **** their pants since the dawn of times
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