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    Help me disprove this theory...

    I've come to the conclusion that anyone who has a mustache is a total douche bag.

    Criteria:
    - Has a mustache
    - Is under the age of 60
    - Doesn't have a beard.
    - A real person.

    Think about it. Hitler, Sadam Hussein, Mexican mariachi, et al.

    There are also sub-divisions of the rule:

    - Patchy mustache = child molestor
    - Sparse mustache = illegal immigrant
    - Tiny mustahce = War Criminal
    - Big bushy mustache = Guy with a small penis

    This applies to everyone from Mexicans, blacks, italians, english, japanese, chinese, and even those American indian folks who happen to grow hair. The douche stache knows no boundaries.

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    Sorry, I don't have any counter-examples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas Miracle
    I've come to the conclusion that anyone who has a mustache is a total douche bag.

    Criteria:
    - Has a mustache
    - Is under the age of 60
    - Doesn't have a beard.
    - A real person.

    Think about it. Hitler, Sadam Hussein, Mexican mariachi, et al.

    There are also sub-divisions of the rule:

    - Patchy mustache = child molestor
    - Sparse mustache = illegal immigrant
    - Tiny mustahce = War Criminal
    - Big bushy mustache = Guy with a small penis

    This applies to everyone from Mexicans, blacks, italians, english, japanese, chinese, and even those American indian folks who happen to grow hair. The douche stache knows no boundaries.
    so... what cind of mustache do you have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeagol
    Sorry, I don't have any counter-examples.
    umm WHAT, i have tons of counter examples, like PIRATES, yea and that one dude from 7 samurai, his stash was TYTE :la: what about whong in sik, Scott Larson, hit....... umm other people.

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    but disprove it ... take any guy considered not "total douche bag" and let him grow a moustache.
    or would he transform into a douche bag?

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    Nobunaga had a stache and he was pretty hardcore.

    P.S. Power Mustache by The Vandals.

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    Hulk Hogan - the greatest man in the history of Planet Earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas Miracle
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    - Big bushy mustache = Guy with a small penis
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    And you know this how???
    People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.

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