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    Damn, this is some pretty fucked up **** right here. Pretty sure this is some kind of joke.
    A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill

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    Dancer! Thats about the coolest use of harry potter I have ever seen.

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    Does AnnaTrocity have an XBox?

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    That's an illegal offer everywhere but Nevada.
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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    I should just point out that anyone who camped out and participated in the Microsoft Geekathong to get an X-Box 360 wouldn't know what to do with any part a woman's anatomy.

    She's probably banking on the fact that the donor would be a virign and it would be over in a matter of seconds.
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.

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    Craigslist had her beat, they had, and removed, an offer of a three-some with two college girls for the deluxe model X-Box 360.

    What would you do if you had a X-Box 360?

    I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

    That's it? If you had a X-Box 360, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

    Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a X-Box 360 I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with an X-Box 360.

    Well, not all chicks.

    Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
    Good point.
    "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
    -My three year old trash talking to me

    "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
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    "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
    -My Father to me one day

    "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
    -Don Gwinn

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    Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

    No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
    A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill

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    Not only a Harry Potter quote, Office Space as well!

    Excellent useage of one of the best movies ever!

    Hey PETER! Check out channel 12, It's the XBOX360 Commerical!

    I must say that if I wanted to plunge into anyone's ass, it would be a little closer to home as well as much cheaper than XCrotch360.

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    Oral and ***** and she got herself a deal (More than one).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightmare
    Hahahahaha This sounds like a job for Knightmare......
    that's because it's *your* mother

    oh snap!

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