ˇViva los Muertos!
Posted On:12/22/2005 6:47am
Damn, this is some pretty fucked up **** right here. Pretty sure this is some kind of joke.
A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
Posted On:12/22/2005 7:09am
Style: Brazilian Jiu Jitsu / JJJ
Dancer! Thats about the coolest use of harry potter I have ever seen.
Posted On:12/22/2005 8:53am
Style: None at the moment.
Does AnnaTrocity have an XBox?
One Ambulance, Eleven Cops...
Posted On:12/22/2005 9:38am
Style: Kung Fu
That's an illegal offer everywhere but Nevada.
“We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
Old School DM
Posted On:12/22/2005 10:20am
Style: Nothing current
I should just point out that anyone who camped out and participated in the Microsoft Geekathong to get an X-Box 360 wouldn't know what to do with any part a woman's anatomy.
She's probably banking on the fact that the donor would be a virign and it would be over in a matter of seconds.
Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
Posted On:12/22/2005 11:16am
Craigslist had her beat, they had, and removed, an offer of a three-some with two college girls for the deluxe model X-Box 360.
What would you do if you had a X-Box 360?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a X-Box 360, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a X-Box 360 I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with an X-Box 360.
Well, not all chicks.
Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
"Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
-My three year old trash talking to me
"Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
-The Honky Tonk Man
"If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
-My Father to me one day
"No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
Posted On:12/22/2005 11:38am
Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
No. No, man. ****, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Posted On:12/22/2005 11:46am
Style: Modern Arnis
Excellent useage of one of the best movies ever!
Hey PETER! Check out channel 12, It's the XBOX360 Commerical!
I must say that if I wanted to plunge into anyone's ass, it would be a little closer to home as well as much cheaper than XCrotch360.
Posted On:12/24/2005 12:52am
Oral and ***** and she got herself a deal (More than one).
Posted On:12/24/2005 5:43pm
Style: BJJ, TKD, Boxing
Originally Posted by Knightmare
Hahahahaha This sounds like a job for Knightmare......
that's because it's *your* mother
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