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  1. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    You are in a lot of trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devildog
    Did you see the one girl who grabbed one of his balls and when she does, Sapp draws back like he is going to punch her and she just crumples to the ground at the mere thought, that was funny.
    i always think the threat of physical violence toward women is funny, as long as they're asian. did you masturbate?
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    ^I am not quite sure how to put this, but to me you come off like a whiney bitch.

    You ask someone not to post on your threads, but last time I checked this wasn't your website? Or your forum....

    Is there a reason you resemble the guy in your avatar?
    I'll make one when I can find one I like.
  3. DerAuslander is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermey The Elf
    i always think the threat of physical violence toward women is funny, as long as they're asian. did you masturbate?
    Dude, violence against women, including Asian women, is never funny.

    That being said, I can't decide which one I want to bed more, Goto Maki or Ishikawan Rika.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    I can't decide which one I want to bed more, Goto Maki or Ishikawan Rika.
    Why don't you ask them who wants to sleep with you more? I'm sure that they've never received a ham-fisted pickup line from an overgrown juvenile with a huge stash of Asian porn, so you'll probably be all aces. Of course, you must prepare for the possibility that they both want to be bedded by your strong, yet doughy white frame equally badly. In this case, you may have to ritually disembowel yourself to avoid dishonouring either maiden. That's what a samurai would do. Or is that what a concave-chested boy who poses in front of his mirror with a makeshift sword would do would do? Either way, I think that ritual disembowelment is the answer.
  5. DerAuslander is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Repulsive Monkey
    Why don't you ask them who wants to sleep with you more? I'm sure that they've never received a ham-fisted pickup line from an overgrown juvenile with a huge stash of Asian porn, so you'll probably be all aces. Of course, you must prepare for the possibility that they both want to be bedded by your strong, yet doughy white frame equally badly. In this case, you may have to ritually disembowel yourself to avoid dishonouring either maiden. That's what a samurai would do. Or is that what a concave-chested boy who poses in front of his mirror with a makeshift sword would do would do? Either way, I think that ritual disembowelment is the answer.
    Well, so far, neither of them have responded to the obscene amounts of e-mails and actual letters I sent them. I tried disemboweling myself, but the dull wallhanger ninja sword I was using just wouldn't cut through my ab. I'll keep trying though.

    Oh, but I don't have a big porn collection. It actually bores me.
  6. Shillelagh is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    Oh, but I don't have a big porn collection. It actually bores me.
    I think you'll change your tune once you see this picture of my fine ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shillelagh
    I think you'll change your tune once you see this picture of my fine ass.

    Wow, bro. Got any more of that?
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    12/20/2005 6:53pm


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    You better believe it.

    Here's another...

    And here's one of my sweet *****...

    And best of all...here is a picture...of OPTIMUS PRIME! OOHHHhhHhh *Orgasms*
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    Oh man...if only someone had shown me porn like this before!!!

    I'm never going to disembowel myself again!!!

    Thank you Shilleagh for saving me. I'll never lust after Ishikawa Rika again, now that I can look at your ass and Optimus Prime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Repulsive Monkey
    Why don't you ask them who wants to sleep with you more? I'm sure that they've never received a ham-fisted pickup line from an overgrown juvenile with a huge stash of Asian porn, so you'll probably be all aces. Of course, you must prepare for the possibility that they both want to be bedded by your strong, yet doughy white frame equally badly. In this case, you may have to ritually disembowel yourself to avoid dishonouring either maiden. That's what a samurai would do. Or is that what a concave-chested boy who poses in front of his mirror with a makeshift sword would do would do? Either way, I think that ritual disembowelment is the answer.
    Have you been spying on me...? :(
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