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  1. katsu is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermey The Elf
    here on bullshido, posters are encouraged to remove boxing gloves before replying to threads. also, you might want to consider coherency. and, possibly, not being foreign.

    please don't take this the wrong way. could i decipher anything from your post aside from "jackson 5," i'm sure the expressed sentiments would be warm and sincere.
    sorry I forgot to run spell check :pancakebu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermey The Elf
    here on bullshido, posters are encouraged to remove boxing gloves before replying to threads. also, you might want to consider coherency. and, possibly, not being foreign.

    please don't take this the wrong way. could i decipher anything from your post aside from "jackson 5," i'm sure the expressed sentiments would be warm and sincere.
    Sir, I find your demeanour to be both offensive and unnecessary. If I weren't so consumed with charity work involving the fellating of stray cats then I would take the time necessary to bite my thumb at you (yes I would, sir) and, lo, I would hold forth with what's really on my mind without the courtesy of scrubbing my tongue beforehand, whether with reduced Clorox or lit cigarette butts.

    Certainly, I empathize with your rage (truly I do), having brought a feast of post-Freudian mayhem to the amber screen (note to self: update monitor), only to have it treated with stale witticisms and an appalling absence of chicken tenderness. However, I will ask you to restrict your catcalls to the cough-syrup swilling beatniks beyond your backyard fence, as there are so very few here who -- even if they were to be so inclined -- who have the capacity to snatch Cheeze Whatsits from the bulk food bin, let alone glowing orbs from the indescribable regions of The Beast.

    I thank you for your understanding , sir, and wish you a pleasanter tomorrow.
  3. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    Posted On:
    12/20/2005 11:19am

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    my eyes! my... eyes...

    the thesaurus... she is not your friend.

    say, how many monkeys does a message board need, anyway?

    wait, don't answer that. that was stupid of me. clearly the answer is "as many as possible." even if some of them are from toronto and subsequently foreign.
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  4. Bang! is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermey The Elf
    my eyes! my... eyes...

    the thesaurus... she is not your friend.

    say, how many monkeys does a message board need, anyway?

    wait, don't answer that. that was stupid of me. clearly the answer is "as many as possible." even if some of them are from toronto and subsequently foreign.
    Truly, I would not have brought my own foreignness into the picture had you not first mentioned it. However, since you have yourself chosen to open up the ninth circle of the Inferno of Danteís Peak (co-starring Pierce Brosnan) with little more than a streak of urea and a smudge of tear-contaminated mascara, then I feel no remorse about holding forth with a steady string of words containing unnecessary appearances of the letter ďuĒ.

    And while you may attempt to slight my use of Rogetís Extra Special Thesaurus for Kidz with Lerning Disabilities you should thank your lucky Star Wars collectibles that people like me exist to save your brand of Studs Terkel-esque prose a place on the barstools of Straight-talkiní, Hard-drinkiníVille, USA. USA! USA!

    If youíll excuse me, I have to drape poutine skin over my shoulders before I eat some beaver for lunch. And no, Iím not referring to vagina.
  5. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    Posted On:
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    someone has coated the pages of RM's thesaurus in peyote. should we alert the authorities? i'm kind of enjoying it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
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    Posted On:
    12/20/2005 12:54pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermey The Elf
    someone has coated the pages of RM's thesaurus in peyote. should we alert the authorities? i'm kind of enjoying it.
    PEYOTE, that's it, that's the drug I was thinking of! I was going to say, "you Bullies need to lay-off the crack," but peyote makes much more sense in this case.

    Oh yeah, and, of course, go to Hell for stealing my drug joke. I totally thought of it first.
  7. Bang! is offline
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    By the way, you can't dip book pages in peyote. You need mescaline for that.
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    Thankyou for clarifying that.
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    12/20/2005 1:23pm


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    Did you see the one girl who grabbed one of his balls and when she does, Sapp draws back like he is going to punch her and she just crumples to the ground at the mere thought, that was funny.
  10. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    Posted On:
    12/20/2005 1:27pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Repulsive Monkey
    By the way, you can't dip book pages in peyote. You need mescaline for that.
    a few glasses of nog, and i can do anything. ANYTHING!
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