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  1. Aesopian is offline

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    Oh, and reverse kamikaze/twister/banana split.
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    Surf rear mount, which is where they are turtling and I stand on their back and hang ten.
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    Best thread ever. Thanks everyone. I am unfortunately nowhere near half as creative as most of you, but I enjoy reading these nevertheless.
  4. Cassius is online now
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    I can't really speak for the other people, but all the weird submissions I get are mostly a result of white belts doing something they shouldn't (guy putting himself into mounted guillotine every single time he rolls with me), or me doing something accidental (like accidentally pulling the guy's gi over his head). In general, I try to stick to tried and true techniques and only get inventive with my combinations.

    Funny technique of the day: I did no-gi rolling with a not very experienced at the ground Judo guy. He was pressing down on me in my guard, hugging my arm and head (like you might do from side control) and I control of his head with my right arm and an underhook on the other, but my head was in the wrong place to do an arm triangle. To try to get him to move his arm over, I pushed my left knuckles into his carotid and squeezed with my right arm. Instead of moving, he decided to hold on tighter to my head. And then about 2 seconds later, his face started to turn purple and he tapped.

    Technique, I dub thee "Self-pwned."

    And yes, after he tapped I told him that all I was trying to do was get him to move, and had he done so, there is no way I could possibly have choked him like that.

    I think we all used to do silly crap like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
    I can't really speak for the other people, but all the weird submissions I get are mostly a result of white belts doing something they shouldn't (guy putting himself into mounted guillotine every single time he rolls with me), or me doing something accidental (like accidentally pulling the guy's gi over his head). In general, I try to stick to tried and true techniques and only get inventive with my combinations.
    Absolutely.

    I think we all used to do silly crap like that.
    I'm sure I'm on people's stupid sub list.

    Hit a reverse triangle from side Wednesday. Hadn't even thought about that move in about 3 months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aesopian
    Surf rear mount, which is where they are turtling and I stand on their back and hang ten.
    This one isn't mine, but happened to me during my first month of BJJ:

    Surf Mount - Pull up on their gi lapels and (somewhere) while standing on their face and stomach. I forget where the second grip goes because I was too busy trying to get the Brown belt's foot off my face.
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    But What If He Had A Weapon?


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  8. Cassius is online now
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    Omoplata from mount. Repeatedly.
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    Escape from a triangle via sever knee pressure brutality to jaw.
    Followed up by a comment along the lines of "don't let people stack you like that or get that far to your side."
    I'm a dick sometimes but my ears hurt so I feel entitled.
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    Legs only Bicep slicer from crucifix. If you're head it towards their left side: leg circle until your right shin is in the crook of their elbow, step over and pry their arm overtop of your shin, cross your ankles and extend. Admittedly I did it on a new guy, but still, comic relief.
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