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    Check the sidebar on mattfurey.com

    http://chineseculturesecrets.com/ - China's Secret Sexual Kung Fu and Love Making System.

    I am SO sold!

    Matt Furey has a brilliant sense of humour. Too bad nobody else sees the joke as he's laughing his ass off all the way to the bank.
    Last edited by Shawarma; 12/16/2005 9:50am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJon
    It'd work too. Who's going to mug the guy in the loincloth flinging poo at a wall while masturbating?
    Ahh...the good ol' days in Thailand...

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    Personally, I love ape style, it suits my body type well (the little I've learned). But that ain't it.
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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    [QUOTE=Knecht Ruprecht]The logical next step is to argue that elephants are actually even stronger than primates, and have no natural enemies.

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    But then, he'll probably reason that the Masais have been kicking Elephant ass for centuries and market Masai Muscle! Then, after brushing up on his history, he'll remember how the Europeans enslaved the Africans and come up with Slaver Strength. Then, since slavers were eventually defeated, he'll market Abolitionist Brawn.

    I do hope you're taking notes, Mr. Furey.

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    "I don't want a stud in the gym in the afternoon who's a dud in the bedroom at night."
    This **** should still be kept secret lest wives worldwide find it and use it to bully us to stop training

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knecht Ruprecht
    The logical next step is to argue that elephants are actually even stronger than primates, and have no natural enemies.

    "Learn to become truly unbeatable through this innovative, never-seen-before set of exercises and nutrition plans that includes trotting through the savannah, mauling trees with your teeth and eating prodigious amounts of green leaf!"
    Wouldn´t ant be even more advanced? They lift many times their own weight. Or perhaps "old little spanish ladies", whos carrying capacity seems to have no limit... :XXjester:

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    Bit of Pratchetty there, aye?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawarma
    Bit of Pratchetty there, aye?
    :thumbsup: Sir, I have no idea what you are talking about. :laughing1 (Terry rules)

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    Just go on limewire and get his books for free...if you're interested. I can't believe Matt "Fury" is still around. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute since he's able to stay in business.

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    But he's FURIOUS!!!

    Honestly, this guy must be having a good laugh every single day of his life. I can't possibly believe that even HE believes in "Sexual Kung Fu." And coming up with something like "Ape Power" is just inane. I wonder if he has us running sprints in "Ape stance."

    "Why run with the power of two limbs, when you can traverse ground with FOUR!"

    But honestly, if he's getting his gimmicks off of movies, why not just come up with a "Power Ranger" strength training program. Might not be as strong as an elephant, but they could do flips, and they shoot friggin' lasers.

    "Tired of being a loser at high school? Watched those Power Ranger shows and just couldn't get enough. Well, with my Power Ranger strength training program, you'll be morphin' your way to victory! My training program features real sparring sessions with men in silver-spandex and bulbous masks. This utilizes a full body workout. At the end of every 20 minute session, a humungous styrofoam costume wearing training partner will come out to challenge you, one-on-one.

    Official colored spandex trainng apparel sold separately. Gigantic Fighting Robots and Laser Guns avaiilable in New Zealand and Japan only.

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