Thread: Matt Furey's Primate Power - LOL
12/16/2005 9:45am, #11
Check the sidebar on mattfurey.com
http://chineseculturesecrets.com/ - China's Secret Sexual Kung Fu and Love Making System.
I am SO sold!
Matt Furey has a brilliant sense of humour. Too bad nobody else sees the joke as he's laughing his ass off all the way to the bank.
Last edited by Shawarma; 12/16/2005 9:50am at .
12/16/2005 9:49am, #12Originally Posted by PirateJon
12/16/2005 9:53am, #13
Personally, I love ape style, it suits my body type well (the little I've learned). But that ain't it.“We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.
12/16/2005 9:54am, #14
[QUOTE=Knecht Ruprecht]The logical next step is to argue that elephants are actually even stronger than primates, and have no natural enemies.
But then, he'll probably reason that the Masais have been kicking Elephant ass for centuries and market Masai Muscle! Then, after brushing up on his history, he'll remember how the Europeans enslaved the Africans and come up with Slaver Strength. Then, since slavers were eventually defeated, he'll market Abolitionist Brawn.
I do hope you're taking notes, Mr. Furey.
12/16/2005 9:55am, #15
"I don't want a stud in the gym in the afternoon who's a dud in the bedroom at night."
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12/16/2005 11:29am, #16Originally Posted by Knecht Ruprecht
12/16/2005 11:31am, #17
12/16/2005 11:45am, #18Originally Posted by Shawarma
12/16/2005 3:49pm, #19
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Just go on limewire and get his books for free...if you're interested. I can't believe Matt "Fury" is still around. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute since he's able to stay in business.
12/16/2005 4:30pm, #20
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But he's FURIOUS!!!
Honestly, this guy must be having a good laugh every single day of his life. I can't possibly believe that even HE believes in "Sexual Kung Fu." And coming up with something like "Ape Power" is just inane. I wonder if he has us running sprints in "Ape stance."
"Why run with the power of two limbs, when you can traverse ground with FOUR!"
But honestly, if he's getting his gimmicks off of movies, why not just come up with a "Power Ranger" strength training program. Might not be as strong as an elephant, but they could do flips, and they shoot friggin' lasers.
"Tired of being a loser at high school? Watched those Power Ranger shows and just couldn't get enough. Well, with my Power Ranger strength training program, you'll be morphin' your way to victory! My training program features real sparring sessions with men in silver-spandex and bulbous masks. This utilizes a full body workout. At the end of every 20 minute session, a humungous styrofoam costume wearing training partner will come out to challenge you, one-on-one.
Official colored spandex trainng apparel sold separately. Gigantic Fighting Robots and Laser Guns avaiilable in New Zealand and Japan only.