That chimp would probably rip our arms off MA or not.

**RangerMan** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 4:24pm

I seem to remember watching a documentary on chimps showing how they would hunt small monkeys in the trees. Basically they would have a couple chase the monkeys, a couple on the outside setting up a lane so the monkeys wouldn't deviate from the path the chimps would set and then a couple of chimps at the end of the lane to catch/kill the monkeys.

It was pretty amazing, they followed them using IR cameras.

Chimp-Fu should work pretty well.

**Lucky Seven** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 4:38pm

Chimps have 4 arms/hands, they have t3h d34dly gr4ppl3

nuff' said

**PirateJon** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 5:37pm

Originally Posted by Peter H.

I've also seen the charts showing that .5% of chimps have sexual responses directed towards goldfish.

There's a joke in there about evolution and watru, but I don't feel like making it. :new_sleep

**Mr. Mantis** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 5:56pm

Bei Yuan wins again!!!!!!

**Matsufubu** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 6:42pm

Yadda yadda yadda. Yes, chimps are 4 times stronger than a man. Gorillas ten times. All these threads go to Trollshido. We've done the polls about what animals you would beat; animals are stronger. Most 'martial artists' can't even beat up a human, let alone a chimp.

But we have guns, bulldozers and pollution. We own chimps and every other one of Mother Nature's *****-ass creations. And by doing so, we own ourselves, thereby beating the one thing that can kick our species collective ass.

We rock.