Are you a lazy bastard at work?

**Neildo** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 10:30am

Originally Posted by bodar

I would think that would be really stressful, actually. All the students are moody and are given exacto knives as standard issue. :laughing1

Ha! Good one.

Naw, it's pretty laid back here. All i have to worry about is access control, because we're kinda close to the nastier part of town. I just sit around, listen to mp3's, drink tea and lurk Bullshido for most....er, all of my shift.

I can't remember where I heard this, maybe it was a co-worker quoting somebody famous on TV recanting something said by someone a long time ago, but my job is basically: "seconds of heart-pounding chaos punctuated by hours of mind-numbing boredom" or something.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 10:32am

Originally Posted by SFGOON

I'm a Chemcial Officer, serving in a Major's position as an LT. Nobody gives me jack to do so guess what? I break things!

If you're active military you get a custom title for it to denote your experience. PM me your unit and any related details you can and I'll take care of that for you.

**Tom Kagan** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 10:46am

I run a company.

20% percent of my employees do 80% of the work. Unfortunately, the other 20% of the work still needs to get done.

I'll drop a true slacker. The rest get paid commensurate with what they contribute.

Your boss probably knows what you're up to - your paycheck implies it. Maybe you're lucky in finding a girlfriend who doesn't know any better.

**CannibalCrowley** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 12:36pm

Seeing as how most of my forum postings and such are done during work, yes I slack a lot. But I usually (sometimes at least) have the rest of my work finished before I go about playing on the net all day.

**Lucky Seven** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 12:58pm

Well Christmas Miracle, I'm glad you said that because I am secretly your employer, don't bother going to work tomorrow, you are fired.

(I knew lurking around these foruns would pay up)

PS: Merry Christmas Mwhahahahaa!

**Cakemaster** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 2:01pm

I work in an insurance call centre (for about.. the next 24 hours). I sit round for 15 minutes before calls. Soon I shall leave and go to Fujitsu, work with a friend's dad, and sit round doing even less. Life is good.

**CaliKyle** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 2:07pm

My job as a computer programmer is so goddamn boring that I've already planned the next 4 years of my life in terms of workout plans/goals, martial arts goals and new career paths to pursue. I've spent literally hundreds of hours(At this job) determining which MAs I want to take, what future career I want to pursue and doing all the net research I can on it.

I expect 2006 to be just as uneventful, so I intend to install some foreign language software on my machine and really prepare for where I want to go next.

Oh, and I Do take care of my daily tasks and whatever else is asked of me, and I get along well with my team. So my bosses consider me a valuable part of the dept.

**Cullion** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 4:12pm

Originally Posted by liokault

I really do very little at work. Now that I have the internet I do even less. As I work so close to home I will happily nip out for a 1 1/2 hour paid break.

Hell, last week I spent almost a whole day working out my tax self assessment.

I'd just like to point out that Liokault is the chief safety engineer at that big fuel-dump in the UK that exploded at the weekend.