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  1. Goju - Joe is offline
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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it

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    Interesting post.

    The truth about martial arts is this:

    There are many different MA's that teach different ways to punch someone in the nose. But to the person being punched in the nose they all feel the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClA
    Would a UFC fighter cross the river? I don't think so, why would he need to?
    Is there a pot of warm pectoral wax on the other side?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClA

    No, you do NOT need to understand the art to be a good fighter. BUT, if you mix up an art with anything else, then there is a problem. And this what I was trying to get at.

    And this is why a lot of people practice "Chi" thinking it's magic. Get what I am trying to say now?
    I for one do not.

    You are,--how the the British say it?--a wanker. Yes, I believe that's the correct term.
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    Quote Originally Posted by garbanzo
    I had Chinese food last night and I noticed today that I am punching harder than usual..
    That's my secret. My chi is now so strong, I don't pay for the stuff anymore. When they ask me for money, I just cock my left eybrow, and they faint. When they wake up, I have left the restaurant.


    Quote Originally Posted by garbanzo
    Think I'm gonna go rub some Tiger Balm on my scrotum. That ought get the old chi flowing..
    Uh.....yeeahhh, that works too. Do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    I suggest you start with the beer.
    The best beer in Britain is Stella.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClA
    I think you don't understand what I was talking about. You are still trying to think like the west, and trying to apply the west idea to an Asian art. And this is exactly why people under-estimate the chinese art in this board.

    And this is why i say Non-asians will never truely understand the asia art.

    I don't need you to tell me a MT low kick works, I know because i do it every week!! That is not even the point.

    No, you do NOT need to understand the art to be a good fighter. BUT, if you mix up an art with anything else, then there is a problem. And this what I was trying to get at.

    And this is why a lot of people practice "Chi" thinking it's magic. Get what I am trying to say now?

    Sorry but that is BS.

    Fighting is Fighting. It doesn't matter if you are Asian, White, Black, Purple, or Blue the basic principle is still the same. You are trying to either a) defeat an opponent or b) keep from being mudstomped by an opponent. All you are saying is the chinese have their way of going about it. Its not that pple don't understand CMA its that there is alot of BS that goes on in the CMA community and there is alot of talk and stories but not substance.

    The reason alot of westerners practice CHI/QI/KI/etc and think its magic is because some ASIAN told them that and it goes down hill from there. As you said there are scammers even in China so if your own pple get fooled what does that say? Even Chinese can't understand Chinese MA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    I suggest you start with the beer.
    You mean British swill? I'll pass. Yes it may be better than American Swill but its still swill.
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    If it wasn't for the comedy, this thread would be a BIG waste of time :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVIL ASIA
    Ofcourse there is nothing wrong wit that, you are using it for what its MEANT for. Using MA for other things is like taking a WOK and using it as a hat. Sure you can do it but thats not what its meant for.
    AND THAT is why you are wrong and you will NEVER understand!!

    Martial arts is NOT only meant for fighting!!!

    It is life because it is:

    1) Income.
    2) Politics.
    3) Everyday living.
    4) Fighting.
    5) Healing.
    6) Excerise.
    7) more.

    The word Kung Fu is NOT "fighting". This is why the white man will never understand martial arts. And people in China will always laugh at a site like this created by the white man to make fun of something they don't understand.

    Do you know most Martial artist back then in China are also doctors??

    Wait.........that doesn't make any sense to the white man, because in their mind, you can't see Mike Tyson being a doctor. But the thing is, its TRUE! Martial artist ARE doctors back then!!!

    This is why you will never understand. And a site like this making fun of something you don't understand is a joke to asian people.

    Your post above it exactly why we are laughing.
    Last edited by ClA; 12/14/2005 7:12pm at .
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