Page 2 of 7 First 123456 ... Last
  1. #11
    jnp's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Posts
    8,344
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by The MMA kid!
    you run away from BJJ guys
    I don't know what it is about you, but you bring out the asshole in me every time, so please, for the love of all that's holy, STFU. Thank you and have a nice day.
    Shut the hell up and train.

  2. #12

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Columbus, OH
    Posts
    125
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    you're a 200lb, lantern-ed jawed, calloused knuckled girl--with pigtails.



    p.s. johnnyfive---$50/3 months :)

  3. #13

    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    1,660
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    When you feel like you need a chiropractic adjustment, instead of seeing the chiropractor, you ask the 230 lb. former olympian to do some randori.

    *Nothing like a full force ippon to re-align the spine*

  4. #14

    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Posts
    137
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Foreplay consists of O Goshi into Kesa Gatame.

    The Missionary Position is just another word for "Open Guard".

    When getting oral sex, the thought of applying a "Triangle" goes through your mind.

  5. #15
    Scrapper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Dayville, Connecticut, United States
    Posts
    4,290
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by The MMA kid!
    you run away from BJJ guys

    You torture BJJ players by making them start standing up.
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

  6. #16

    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    east coast
    Posts
    336
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    asking someone to "pull your finger" at the end of practice is not a joke.

  7. #17

    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    1,660
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    When having missionary sex you quickly take the mount position (tate shiho) because otherwise you can't shake the erie feeling that a ref. will suddenly appear in your bedroom and stand you up.

  8. #18
    "Yes Neko, please keep telling me more about your manly collection of Star Wars audiobooks" supporting member
    El Neko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Boca Raton
    Posts
    1,194
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You torture BJJ players by making them start standing up.
    asking someone to "pull your finger" at the end of practice is not a joke.
    When having missionary sex you quickly take the mount position (tate shiho) because otherwise you can't shake the erie feeling that a ref. will suddenly appear in your bedroom and stand you up.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHA

  9. #19
    P-Dub's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    North York, ON
    Posts
    566
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    After sex you yell out IPPON !!!
    The goal of Judo is to stay erect as long as you can.

  10. #20
    "Yes Neko, please keep telling me more about your manly collection of Star Wars audiobooks" supporting member
    El Neko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Boca Raton
    Posts
    1,194
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    your dog shakes hands with everyone but you.

    you keep having this dream about your mother-in-law reversing your best choke

    you say "you should see this new technique I learned" and all of a sudden you're the only one in the room.

    you get into bed with a forward roll.

    your girlfriend thinks you're a freak because you have callouses on the back of your fingers from doing judo grips.

    you secretely wish that some untrained, unarmed, and unaccompanied robber would come and attempt to rob you.

Page 2 of 7 First 123456 ... Last

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO