That chimp would probably rip our arms off MA or not.

**Bluto Blutarsky** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 2:05pm

The chimp in the pic could probably kick all our asses because he is a chimp.

Even if he doesn't really know human MA, he knows how to fight like a chimp and our techs are meaningless against him.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 2:13pm

Thank you for your contribution!

**PirateJon** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 3:08pm

???

I though this would be some **** about George W.

**5FingazofDeath** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 3:32pm

Nah. Just gi choke him. Sure the little guy might go and start FREAKING out, but in a few seconds he would pass out. No big deal really, I have choked out many a monkey in my day.

BJJ WINS AGAIN!!!!!

**Phrost** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 3:36pm

Choking != spanking.

**5FingazofDeath** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 3:39pm

Originally Posted by Skepti-Claus

Choking != spanking.

WHATEVER GETS THE JOB DONE.

**Peter H.** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 3:41pm

I worked for a few years in an animal research facility, here is a little bit about chimps:

You know those "indestructable" red plastic balls they advertise for animals to play with and you can buy at high end pet stores. I've watched a chimp push his fingers into one and rip it in half.

Giant tractor tires, I've watched a chimp toss one from one end of his enclosure to the other, and back. And he would do it for hours a day, just because he liked to.

I've also seen the charts showing that .5% of chimps have sexual responses directed towards goldfish.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 3:44pm

Originally Posted by Peter H.

I've also seen the charts showing that .5% of chimps have sexual responses directed towards goldfish.

how the hell did that behavior come about ... learned or instinct ...

**Peter H.** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 3:51pm

Dunno, just saw the results of the study when I started working there.

Someone had money to blow and decided to test Chimp responses to Goldfish. Each Chimp was given an hour a day of "Goldfish time" where a small Goldfish bowl was attached to the side of thier cage and they were watched.

Most Chimps either ignored the Godlfish, attempted to get it, tapped on the bowl, or tried to feed the Godlfish.

But the thing I remember most was this little pie chart on the presentation that had a breakdown of the time and activities the chimps engaged in while in the presense of the Goldfish, there was a sliver of 20% "Other" and the breakdown of "Other" included .5% of the time used in sexual activity directed towards the Goldfish.

I personally think Goldfish time probably just happened to coincide with Masterbation time for a few Chimps and a couple of white coats decided to draw a correlation.

Man, I can tell you about some sick/scary things I've seen involving primates.

**nerveasian** · Posted On: 12/15/2005 4:14pm

We should set up a no-holds-barred tournament with a chimp, and then open a martial arts school where students pay $100 a week to learn from the chimp.