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    Quote Originally Posted by Abominable Snowman
    This reminds me of the time in BJJ when one of the guy's wanted to gain some weight.

    He weighs himself on the scale and then starts talking to the instructor (more less):

    Him - "Damn, I'm just not gaining any weight! I drink 3 protein shakes a day and eat a lot, so I don't understand..."

    Instructor - "And you're lifting too, right?"

    Him - *blank stare*
    ahh... dumb people. I was getting lean for a show and a random guy at the gym came up to me:

    Idiot:"Hey, you have really gotten cut in the last 2 months, what have you been doing?"


    Me: "Just changed the diet, basically I just eat chicken and rice"


    He says thanks and walks off....

    I see him three weeks later and he says my diet doesnt work.

    Me "why?"

    Idiot: "I don't know I am eating chicken and rice only, like 4 times a day"

    Me: "Well that's strange, it's the basic bodybuilder diet, works pretty much for everyone, are you boiling the chicken or grilling it?"

    Idiot: " I don't have time to cook, so I just make some rice a roni and pick up a bucket of KFC every night then eat it during the next day."
    Last edited by PEtrainer; 12/09/2005 2:15pm at .

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I don't think he can salvage anything from his body after 3 weeks of that...

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    rice a roni and KFC?

    Bwahahahahaw. That's hilarious.

    I have a toaster oven and a rice maker. I can put a chicken leg and some rice on to cook, and play video games for half an hour. Instant dinner.

    er....did i say play video games? I meant uh....bench press a hyundai. yeah.

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    Damn right. I like some veggies, too.

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