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    100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice




    Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
    T3h Anti Gene Lebell Juice. LOL


    http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt...xperiance.html

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    Where exactly did this juice come from? Steven Seagal? No thanks.

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    I think this is the best part:

    From the website:
    Features:
    100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
    Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
    Can has Steven Seagalís face on it (who could ask for more!?!)
    Then it says:
    Cold Weather Alert: Due to the cold temperatures of the winter months, customers have been experiencing exploding Bawls
    Alright so I get to drink from Steven Seagal's face AND there's a possibility of my 'bawls' exploding!? Holy shizzle, who could ask for more?????

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    Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary’s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!
    I think bawls refers to the trendy yuppie caffine drink.
    Too expensive, and it's not coffee.

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    Either way i'll pass....

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    Dude! It's an ASIAN EXPERIENCE! Woah, anything asian is totally rad! I'm sold!

    ...and wouldn't that be "exploding brawls" if it has anything to do with Seagal?

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    A question of origin

    I think I will pass on this due to the images i get from the whole "juiceing" process fill me with a dread i cannot explain. I think it has somthing to do with the statement 100% Steven Segal Juice. There are fruit in that image I would not want to squeez. YICK
    :5forbidde

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    and there was me thinking this was about artificial insemination...

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    yikes. The only thing that could be worse is if Segal were to release a blues album...oh wait...he's doing that.

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    I'm so humiliated...

    the worst thing is you guys probably associate us with him

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