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  1. lifetime is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    On further inspection, I do believe Sephiroth is her code-name for 'giant rubbery dong'

    Last edited by lifetime; 12/02/2005 10:04pm at .
    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all **** like that! -theoutsider

    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone
  2. BackFistMonkey is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Anyway, Sam. Due to the lack of response to my ficcie (not that it's that good to begin with), I'm probably not gonna post it on blurty either. I'll e-mail it to you if you want...just give me the e-mail adress that you're currently using.

    Well, I've successfully depressed myself today...

    We were writing a poem in class today, and it was entitled "I could never tell my mother". I think Renard meant the prompt to be funny, and well...my poem turned out...not so funny. Like for a minute, I was back to eigth grade...before everything got better. Before I had learned about Astral Travel. Before I met Sephiroth. It was kind of scary, actually. o.o *posts poem for the hell of it*

    "I Could Never Tell My Mother"

    I could never tell my mother
    That now and again
    I dont want to wake up in the morning
    And I could never tell my mother
    That I always
    Choose to skip both breakfast, and lunch

    I could never tell my mother
    That every so often
    I no longer want to attend school
    And I could never tell my mother
    That at times
    Nothing seems to really matter

    I could never tell my mother
    That sometimes
    I cant seem to feel compassion
    And I could never tell my mother
    That from time to time
    My heart feels and cold as ice

    I could never tell my mother
    That occasionally
    I do not want to have a family
    And could never tell my mother
    That most of the time
    I hate my father

    I could never tell my mother
    That there are days
    When I dont want to believe in God
    And I could never tell my mother
    That there are days
    When I do not want to live
    http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?j...e&itemid=14423

    this is the last post she made ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    Posted On:
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    Er....honey, have you talked with someone more experienced in astral projection about this? Because the astral plane is DANGEROUS and there are a lot of creatures there that can latch onto your fantasies, make you think you're living them, and all the while will drain you dry. Like, killing you. Or worse.
    Well, ya. I mean, if one of those Githyanki cut your silver cord, man you are fucked.


    Apparently these tards played even more D&D than me back in the day. :toothy6:
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
  4. Stick is offline
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    Posted On:
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    hall of famestaff
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    I'd **** her, but only in the ass.
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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     Style: MMA/Pankration

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'd cosplay as Sephiroth then deny her sex. Unless it's up the butt ^
    "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg

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  6. JohnnyCache is offline
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    Man I think you could set that I could never tell my mother poem to the tune of I Hate Everything About You buy Ugly Kid Joe.
    There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
  7. BackFistMonkey is offline
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    If only , I or anyone alive (and in this realm), only cared enough to try ... we may have had more amusement ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994
  8. FighterJones is offline
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    Don't some of you feel SOME sympathy for this poor girl?
    That someone can't face up to reality that they have to delude themselves to THIS level?
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    its either laugh or cry ....
    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    ...and I can't help but laugh.
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