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  1. Ronin is offline

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    Join us... or die
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS will never die, why you ask?
    Because heaven doesn't want him and hell KNOWS he will take over.
    So he is left to be immprtal and to roam the planet until final judgement day when he will Gong Sau the 4 horseman for final bragging rights as to who is the baddest ************ in the universe.
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    JFS once went swimming off Australia's Great Barrier Reef, in a bathing suit festooned with raw pork chops. As the first great white shark approached, he burbled "gong sau," and the ravenous fish, deciding that swimming away at top speed wasn't a sufficiently cowardly response, instantly evolved itself into the band Air Supply.
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     Style: Muay Thai, BJJ newbie.

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    In one of the most controversial judgments in the history of criminal law, JFS was once accused of pedophilia against a fetus. He banged a lady who was pregnant of a baby girl: his seed was so potent the mother got impregnated again, and the fetus was also knockep up.

    JFS was acquitted, but specialists in family law are desperately trying to find out what would be the relationship between the first fetus, the second fetus, and the fetus growing up inside the first one. When asked to comment, JFS responded by banging the reporter, who died of ecstasy and was therefore unable to deliver a written report.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    12/02/2005 12:51pm


     Style: WTF TKD, BJJ/MMA

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS has 4 thumbs and one finger on one hand and 5 middle fingers on the other...

    His gentitalia also resemble a toddlers's arm holding an apple
  5. G.R. Bug is offline

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    12/02/2005 12:54pm


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    In the new "King Kong" movie, opening in select theaters December 14, there's a scene in which a group of men flee the giant ape and make their way across a fallen tree that bridges a deep gorge.

    Kong lifts and shakes one end of the tree, causing the men to plunge into the abyss. The survivors discover that the worst is yet to come. JFS is relaxing in a "Ded-Lee-Boy" reclining chair, sipping a plutonium daquiri and reading "Gong Sau Illustrated" magazine. Rather than see what happens next, the unfortunate wretches run willingly into the jaws of giant spiders that JFS keeps as pets.
  6. WingChun Lawyer is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It is whispered among the wise that, when the stars are right, JFS will rise from Rlyeh to slaughter and conquer in wild abandon with the faithful.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
  7. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    You are in a lot of trouble.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "i love you, hitler," JFS whispered. "but i have to kill you, for the good of the world." and then he did.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    Bleep bleep blip bloop
  8. Slydermv is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by G.R. Bug
    reading "Gong Sau Illustrated" magazine.
    JFS is the publisher, editor and supplies all the content for this magazine.
  9. G.R. Bug is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slydermv
    JFS is the publisher, editor and supplies all the content for this magazine.
    The magazine is folded newspaper-style, because staples are too scared to be associated with it, and run away.
  10. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    You are in a lot of trouble.

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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Slydermv
    JFS is the publisher, editor and supplies all the content for this magazine.
    all the red ink in the magazine is produced from the blood of the members of the rock band KISS. because JFS said so, that's why.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    Bleep bleep blip bloop
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