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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    True story: JFS's last challenge match was november of 2005. His first punch was so powerful that it knocked his opponent into orbit. When the poor fool finally touched down month later, the force of his impact was so great that it triggered the Tsunami in the South Pacific.

    Not only that but it's common knowledge that JFS actually pities Mr T and considers him a fool.

    That JFS is hella tough.
    Last edited by Matt Bernius; 12/02/2005 9:56am at .
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  2. #12

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS wipes his ass with sandpaper, extra corse, for fun.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS likes fast cars, fast women and camel toe.... not necessisarily in that order.

    JFS also eats his own young as he found that this is a kung fu technique that keep you young forever...

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS once declared gong sau on the whole of Mainland china, and this is why Taiwan is still free today.
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  5. #15

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    JFS has banged your mom... and sister... at the same time....

  6. #16

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    When JFS practises his forms, the earth shakes, the tides change and time stands still, and then he gets serious.

    He also killed a man in Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.

  7. #17

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    JFS once teabagged a man to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misquote
    He also killed a man named Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.
    Janet Reno ?
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    Janet Reno ?

    To paraphrase a JFS saying:
    Janet Reno is a jizz receptacle !

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    every time JFS takes a pee an angel dies.

    he only pees once every 1,000 years.
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    Bleep bleep blip bloop

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