Posted On:12/02/2005 9:45am
Style: Kung Fu
True story: JFS's last challenge match was november of 2005. His first punch was so powerful that it knocked his opponent into orbit. When the poor fool finally touched down month later, the force of his impact was so great that it triggered the Tsunami in the South Pacific.
Not only that but it's common knowledge that JFS actually pities Mr T and considers him a fool.
That JFS is hella tough.
Last edited by Matt Bernius; 12/02/2005 9:56am at .
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Posted On:12/02/2005 9:50am
Style: Shi Ja Quan
JFS wipes his ass with sandpaper, extra corse, for fun.
Posted On:12/02/2005 10:10am
Style: WTF TKD, BJJ/MMA
JFS likes fast cars, fast women and camel toe.... not necessisarily in that order.
JFS also eats his own young as he found that this is a kung fu technique that keep you young forever...
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Posted On:12/02/2005 10:15am
Style: Tai Chi
JFS once declared gong sau on the whole of Mainland china, and this is why Taiwan is still free today.
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Posted On:12/02/2005 10:18am
JFS has banged your mom... and sister... at the same time....
Posted On:12/02/2005 10:34am
When JFS practises his forms, the earth shakes, the tides change and time stands still, and then he gets serious.
He also killed a man in Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.
Posted On:12/02/2005 10:38am
JFS once teabagged a man to death.
Posted On:12/02/2005 10:39am
Originally Posted by misquote
He also killed a man named Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.
Janet Reno ?
Originally Posted by Bodhi108
Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
Posted On:12/02/2005 10:58am
Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
Janet Reno ?
To paraphrase a JFS saying:
Janet Reno is a jizz receptacle !
You are in a lot of trouble.
Posted On:12/02/2005 11:07am
Style: Twirling Foot Kung Fu
every time JFS takes a pee an angel dies.
he only pees once every 1,000 years.
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