secrets about JFS

**Matt Bernius** · Posted On: 12/02/2005 8:45am

True story: JFS's last challenge match was november of 2005. His first punch was so powerful that it knocked his opponent into orbit. When the poor fool finally touched down month later, the force of his impact was so great that it triggered the Tsunami in the South Pacific.

Not only that but it's common knowledge that JFS actually pities Mr T and considers him a fool.

That JFS is hella tough.

**Ronin** · Posted On: 12/02/2005 8:50am

JFS wipes his ass with sandpaper, extra corse, for fun.

**Slydermv** · Posted On: 12/02/2005 9:10am

JFS likes fast cars, fast women and camel toe.... not necessisarily in that order.

JFS also eats his own young as he found that this is a kung fu technique that keep you young forever...

**Cullion** · Posted On: 12/02/2005 9:15am

JFS once declared gong sau on the whole of Mainland china, and this is why Taiwan is still free today.

**Slydermv** · Posted On: 12/02/2005 9:18am

JFS has banged your mom... and sister... at the same time....

**Ronin** · Posted On: 12/02/2005 9:34am

When JFS practises his forms, the earth shakes, the tides change and time stands still, and then he gets serious.

He also killed a man in Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.