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  1. Matt Bernius is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    True story: JFS's last challenge match was november of 2005. His first punch was so powerful that it knocked his opponent into orbit. When the poor fool finally touched down month later, the force of his impact was so great that it triggered the Tsunami in the South Pacific.

    Not only that but it's common knowledge that JFS actually pities Mr T and considers him a fool.

    That JFS is hella tough.
    Last edited by Matt Bernius; 12/02/2005 9:56am at .
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  2. Ronin is offline

    Merry Christmas Bitch

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    Join us... or die
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS wipes his ass with sandpaper, extra corse, for fun.
  3. Slydermv is offline

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     Style: WTF TKD, BJJ/MMA

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS likes fast cars, fast women and camel toe.... not necessisarily in that order.

    JFS also eats his own young as he found that this is a kung fu technique that keep you young forever...
  4. Cullion is offline
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    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

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    JFS once declared gong sau on the whole of Mainland china, and this is why Taiwan is still free today.
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  5. Slydermv is offline

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     Style: WTF TKD, BJJ/MMA

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS has banged your mom... and sister... at the same time....
  6. Ronin is offline

    Merry Christmas Bitch

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     Style: Canadian Shidokan

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    When JFS practises his forms, the earth shakes, the tides change and time stands still, and then he gets serious.

    He also killed a man in Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.
  7. Ronin is offline

    Merry Christmas Bitch

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     Style: Canadian Shidokan

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    JFS once teabagged a man to death.
  8. BackFistMonkey is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by misquote
    He also killed a man named Reno with the Iron Palm, just to watch him die.
    Janet Reno ?
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    Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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  9. Ronin is offline

    Merry Christmas Bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    Janet Reno ?

    To paraphrase a JFS saying:
    Janet Reno is a jizz receptacle !
  10. Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD is offline
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    You are in a lot of trouble.

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Twirling Foot Kung Fu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    every time JFS takes a pee an angel dies.

    he only pees once every 1,000 years.
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