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  1. King Sleepless is offline
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    I am a living legend!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That's nothing. Santa Claus got sick once and was late for his deadline. JFS said, "Lazy bastard." and sneezed all the presents to the children in the world. El nino started that year.
  2. Slydermv is offline

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     Style: WTF TKD, BJJ/MMA

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    JFS is behind you, whenever you aren't looking...
  3. Neildo is offline
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    During Desert Shield, JFS was kicking ass all up and down Saudi Arabia. Some soldiers started complaining about the heat and having sand in their vaginas, which caused JFS to mutter under his breath "bunch o' sissies."

    They all got Gulf war syndrome.

    JFS also started the Bubonic Plague by using poison palm on a guy, and leaving him out to rot.
    Last edited by Neildo; 12/02/2005 3:12pm at .
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    JFS can lick his own elbow.
  5. ojgsxr6 is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    My girlfriend left me for JFS.
    I left my girlfriend for JFS.
  6. Slydermv is offline

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    It is reported that JFS's asshole is hairy and feels like a vagina when penetrated, hence he has many female and -male- followers.

    It has been rumored though that if you don't reach around for JFS he will clench his butt cheeks and rip your dick off...
  7. Neildo is offline
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    YES! Megathreaded.


    One time Kidspatula replied to one of JFS' comments.
    JFS' response was so cold, it's now snowing in Vancouver. (no, really. it is.)
    Last edited by Neildo; 12/02/2005 3:30pm at .
  8. Slydermv is offline

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    Women have known to become pregnant when JFS has said hello to them. This makes Mrs. JFS very unhappy, until JFS says "how are you" to her and she climaxes....

    EDIT: I'd like to take credit for turning this into a classic with my first post "JFS dosen't sleep, he waits"

    You all must bow to me.... except for you JFS... I will bow to you... please don't have sex with my girlfriend...
    Last edited by Slydermv; 12/02/2005 3:33pm at .
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    JFS invented the telephone just to be able to say Gong Sau to people across the world faster than by telegraph. He allowed Bell to take the credit for it, otherwise people would be too fearful of the device to allow it in their homes.
    "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
    -My three year old trash talking to me

    "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
    -The Honky Tonk Man

    "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
    -My Father to me one day

    "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
    -Don Gwinn
  10. Neildo is offline
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    Slidermv once tried to take credit for something that became really awesome, when all that was needed was to invoke the name of JFS.

    Later, Slidermv was destroyed by JFS in the great war of 2012.

    (Which of course, JFS started by wiping out some Aliens that had come in revenge for their brothers, destroyed some 5000 years previous.)
    Last edited by Neildo; 12/02/2005 3:45pm at .
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