bullshido techniques to beat takedowns

**bigfatbrute** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 1:00am

would anyone be able to point me in the direction of some TMA sites that display some laughable techniques, particulaly anti takedown manouvers, i have heard there are a few very "original" counters such as head twisting to counter a double leg takedown etc, just some sites displaying laughable techniques and counters as such,
most apreciated

**Mr. Mantis** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 11:55am

When the shoot comes, that's when you stick the knife in their back before the takedown. It might work.

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 2:15pm

I dont know where to find it online, but Emin Boztepe's old "Anti Grappling" was pretty damn hilarious. Especially coming from a guy who thought the first UFC was a fake.

The most important thing to remember is when anyone shoots you must go into a forward leaning stance and drop the deadly descending elbow. Don't forget to kiai.

**Gezere** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 5:01pm

NEVER forget to Kiai!!!

The twisting head thing is not really laughable it works. It based of the old concept "where the head goes the body follows" the problem is catching the head. Someon not accustomed to dealing with shooters is not likely go do it.

I think the worse one I got into an arguement with was going into a front horsestanse. He figured he would be 'rooted' and unable to be moved. I told the guy on his site that if he did that I would have him on his ass quicker than ****. He argued this into I brought basic physics into play.

**Freddy** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 5:12pm

"the worse one I got into an arguement with was going into a front horsestanse. He figured he would be 'rooted' and unable to be moved."

Thats hilarious!

**MiloNYC** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 5:12pm

I use head twisting all the time. Just would never try to catch it during a double. If it's there you take it.

**bigfatbrute** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 5:41pm

when i have had this technique done to me while i was shooting a double, i think it actually made the guy's fall harder because as i flared his legs to the side he twisted my chin that way and thus my head pushed his body to the right while my right leg flared his legs to the left,
consequentlly i accidently dumped him right on his head,
before the head twisting defence for takedowns i could think of a million and one things that work like a sprawl,

**bigfatbrute** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 6:12pm

http://www.wingtsun.nl/WT-nwaw.htm
checkout why wing tsun can beat mma, "mma is unrealistic", wing tsun is the real deal.
a few colourful claims about the ineffectivness of takedowns and grappling when che sao is employed, worth a look good for a laugh

**The Wastrel** · Posted On: 12/21/2003 9:02pm

Wing Chun people are fucking lunatics, and Keith Kernspecht is the grand chief lunatic.

**Kungfoolss** · Posted On: 12/22/2003 2:45am

Originally posted by bigfatbrute
would anyone be able to point me in the direction of some TMA sites that display some laughable techniques, particulaly anti takedown manouvers, i have heard there are a few very "original" counters such as head twisting to counter a double leg takedown etc, just some sites displaying laughable techniques and counters as such,
most apreciated

Shaolin Kung Fu?