WUMA U.K. The Hardest Blackbelt Gradings in the world

**Kaitain** · Posted On: 12/05/2005 4:38am

I thought the guy was taking the piss. Surely the "fought for the US in Columbia" bit was enough to give it away? Clearly someone having a laugh

**big_jonson** · Posted On: 12/05/2005 5:07am

I don't think we'll be seeing him around here again after those embarassing statements. It takes a particular lack of knowledge of martial arts to make the generalisations about kickboxing being useless. Although there are weak ass schools out there who teach watered down versions of the stuff - like the one this thread is about, I don't think there can be many proffesional fighters who don't train in either boxing, kickboxing or maui thai. I wonder how many of them train in Taiji whatever the **** that is...

And those statements about being 50 or whatever and serving 30 years with some army regiment.. How many times has that been pulled out of the hat on these boards..I don't think he can be taken seriously after that...

**big_jonson** · Posted On: 12/05/2005 6:50am

Originally Posted by Kaitain

I thought the guy was taking the piss. Surely the "fought for the US in Columbia" bit was enough to give it away? Clearly someone having a laugh

Well, unless it is quite an elaborate hoax I think he is a real person.

On his profile he has a link to this page:

http://www.shaolin-society.co.uk

Upon futher inspection of his website the alarm bells are ringing !!!!! - What a find!!

Here is Mateus. The cheif instructor in dodgy NINJA gear!!!

"Lao Shi Mateus

This exponent of Southern Style Kung Fu is a second-generation combat instructor, whose father was an Instructor of Jungle Warfare and Unarmed Combat in Malaya. Mateus has studied many different styles of Martial Arts in Paris, Hawaii, Scotland, the Far East, London & Bournemouth since he was 8 years old. An expert in Traditional Weapons, Malaysian Sil-Lum Pai, Chin-Na and Wing Tsun Gung Fu. Mateus holds a Fourth degree black sash in Shaolin Gungfu and is a registered Senior instructor in the art of Nan-Pei Chuen and Chen Family Tai Chi Chuan. Mateus unquestionable passion for Martial Arts has inspired him to teach full-time. He has a dedicated number of senior students who aid him in his teaching."

Check out this in his Associate Instructors link - what a fuckin find!!

"Jonin Sato Nwemesu

This practitioner of Shinobo-no mono describes his art as, combative skills for working one's will in the world, and philosophies and spiritual training. As a martial system, all of these arenas are focused on enduring conflict succesfully, and the "nin" kanji in Japanese can be translated as "endurance" or "perseverance". Ninpo is characterized by some as "the art of winning".Little is known of this instructors background and his students are chosen carefully."

Ha ha ha ha hah. Busted! :gwbdance:

**Grashnak** · Posted On: 12/05/2005 9:00am

Originally Posted by big_jonson

Check out this in his Associate Instructors link - what a fuckin find!!

"Jonin Sato Nwemesu

Dad??????

:wtfgif9fr

**big_jonson** · Posted On: 12/05/2005 9:03am

In fact... I'm going to start a new thread exposing www.shaolin-society.co.uk

For the benefit of all the ninja lovers who may not be following this thread...

so, further discussion on this guy "Mateus" can take place here...

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...905#post806905

**Kamon Guy** · Posted On: 12/05/2005 9:11am

Originally Posted by big_jonson

I don't think we'll be seeing him around here again after those embarassing statements. It takes a particular lack of knowledge of martial arts to make the generalisations about kickboxing being useless. Although there are weak ass schools out there who teach watered down versions of the stuff - like the one this thread is about, I don't think there can be many proffesional fighters who don't train in either boxing, kickboxing or maui thai. I wonder how many of them train in Taiji whatever the **** that is...

And those statements about being 50 or whatever and serving 30 years with some army regiment.. How many times has that been pulled out of the hat on these boards..I don't think he can be taken seriously after that...

Who said that Kickboxing was useless? I'm being lazy and don't want to go over every thread.

Kickboxing is certainly not useless. Even the badly taught versions give you extremely good exercise. I prefer boxing, but that's just me.

**big_jonson** · Posted On: 12/05/2005 9:32am

I know. I have trained in kickboxing and normal boxing.

This guy :

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...905#post806905

"Sparring is just a way of testing techniques ... I hate these sport fighters who practice stuff like kick boxing (which is essentially contact style Karate) and then think that its actual fighting... "

**Kamon Guy** · Posted On: 12/09/2005 7:48am

Originally Posted by big_jonson

I know. I have trained in kickboxing and normal boxing.

This guy :

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...905#post806905

"Sparring is just a way of testing techniques ... I hate these sport fighters who practice stuff like kick boxing (which is essentially contact style Karate) and then think that its actual fighting... "

Man oh man. I agree (and this point is being discussed in another thread) to some degree that you can't rely solely on Kickboxing/Boxing during confrontations, but they are excellent arts to do. You exercise your body, learn to move well and hit hard. I have seen good kickboxers beat the hell out of people from other styles. I try and work kickboxing, boxing, wing chun and BJJ into my training.

That guy should be hung for saying kickboxing is useless

**Beneath Contempt** · Posted On: 12/09/2005 12:39pm

Originally Posted by Mateus

LOL..

Im 42 years old I served 22 years in the royal Marines (A regiment famous for boxing), served in desert storm, Bosnia and northern ireland, when I left the service I worked in columbia for the americans... I have experienced real combat Biatch, more than youll ever get in a Crappy ring.. I enjoyed your post though thanks.. You must be very pleased with your literacy.....

Not only is the Royal Marines not a regiment (as previously discussed), but I don't know anyone that has ever referred to Gulf War 1 as "Desert Storm". It's always referred to as "The Gulf", "Gulf War 1" or "Op Grandby".

Oh yeah and one more little thing.

Royal didn't go to the Gulf. It was Op Haven AFTER the war when RMC was involved, to protect the Kurds.

And there was also almost negligible RM presence in Bos.