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    selling your body over ebay?? wow

    direct linking doesnt work, so search for "SEVERE BEATING FROM A FEMALE MIXED FIGHTING WRESTLING" at ebay to find this

    Starting bid: US $9.99




    Time left: 9 days 21 hours
    10-day listing, Ends Dec-03-05 16:39:27 PST
    Start time: Nov-23-05 16:39:27 PST
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    Item location: Woodhaven, MI
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    This is a private auction. The winning bidder of this auction will get to kick the crap out me if your a woman, or arrange for any female to severely beat me and watch live in person if the winning bidder is a male.



    I'm a male, 31 years old, 6ft and 160lbs and i'm willing to let myself take a brutal beating from a lady. This setting can take place in front of a crowd of people or just one on one. I will also allow it to be video taped. I will come to your location or you may come here. It doesn't matter, but if it's not within 200 miles driving distance the winning bidder must pay for the airfare as well. Any lady who is interested must wear boxing gloves or small gloves like the ones used in ultimate fighting and protection on her feet as well, but i won't be wearing any protective gear.

    This isn't something that's going to be fun for me because i'm willing to let myself get knocked out cold and swollen from head to toe. It can be a mixture of fighting and wrestling. Think of this as female vs. male ultimate fighting contest except the male can resist but not fight back and there is no referee to stop the fight!!!!

    You can entertain a crowd at a party or an event and charge admission or maybe your a women with alot of aggression and would love to beat the crap out of me without going to jail for it. Here's your chance. I will accept full responsibility for any injuries that may occur to my body. If the winning bidder of this auction only wishes to watch, you must provide the lady.

    Good Luck bidding!!

    i'm sure this isnt legal at all, but wouldnt this be a great opportunity to pressure test some armlocks and leglocks to see where the difference between "tap" and "snap" is

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    Quote Originally Posted by roly
    i'm sure this isnt legal at all, but wouldnt this be a great opportunity to pressure test some armlocks and leglocks to see where the difference between "tap" and "snap" is
    You're right, because the guy can't consent to a battery (criminal law).
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    I will accept full responsibility for any injuries that may occur to my body
    thats not consenting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roly
    thats not consenting?
    The criminal law does not accept the consent of a victim as a bar to the charge. If the victim lives he can jump up and down in court and tell the jury not to convict, and hopefully they wouldn't. But if the victim dies, it's manslaughter.

    That consent would prevent a civil suit in most jurisdictions.

    Edit: Otherwise, you could have people fighting in the streets all the time and the police wouldn't arrest them because they wanted to fight each other. See how bizarre that is?
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    point taken.

    i guess we cant legally get a female bullshido member to break some bones to test a few submissions?

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    I know exactly what kind of guy that is.

    He's too cheap to pay for a dominatrix so he goes on Ebay and sees if *he* can be the one to get paid. You know he's getting off on it. i'm sure at least once or twice he's paid for lingerie wrestling w/ HJTC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beka
    I know exactly what kind of guy that is.

    He's too cheap to pay for a dominatrix so he goes on Ebay and sees if *he* can be the one to get paid. You know he's getting off on it. i'm sure at least once or twice he's paid for lingerie wrestling w/ HJTC.
    undoubtedly, which is why i think it would be cool for someone to break all of this crazy mans limbs instead of just punching him

    btw what is HJTC

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    Dude, show the guy the video of the Japanese guy getting his nuts' **** ruined by 3 chicks. That'll change his mind.

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    Hand Job To Completion

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    hmmm, shouldnt have asked.....

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