Posted On:11/18/2005 8:47pm
Style: Goju Kai Karate
They should go pro.
As a comedy group.
Agreed. You know its bad when the guy at around 57 seconds (in brown) looks the least retarded of the whole lot, in that he didnt flail like a total goon, and even then, he looked moronic.
Posted On:11/18/2005 9:07pm
If you look closely, the second knockout', is actually the guy tripping over his shoelaces.
Posted On:11/18/2005 10:25pm
Style: Hung Ga Gung Fu + Judo
It's great seeing stupid emo kids wearing Abercrombie while punching each other in the face.
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Posted On:11/18/2005 10:27pm
Lordy lordy lordy. That was incredibly painful to watch.
Why can't **** like this go one near me ?
Edit:I liked how instead of hitting with the knuckle, they'd hit with their finger tips, and kinda turn their back and run away.
I would kill to see them box someone who knows what they're doing.
Last edited by Deliciousness; 11/18/2005 10:31pm at .
Posted On:11/18/2005 10:59pm
Style: None as of yet
First I hear about BJJ bullshido and now boxing bullshido
Isn't anything sacred anymore?
Old School DM
Posted On:11/18/2005 11:11pm
Style: Nothing current
Who would have thought that the secret to boxing supremacy was to completely abandon any sense of defence. All that time spent learning to keep your hands up? Useless. You should have been learning to throw telegraphed haymakers from your back foot.
Damn - I want my money back.
Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
Posted On:11/18/2005 11:24pm
...you think you have it bad? Here I am, the fixture and poster boy of the boxing gym that took me in like a 78th son, teaching every little punk who comes in how to wrap his hands?
...wraps, fight gloves, fists in general...useless.
Those guys, are fighting with fifteen dollar bag gloves. From Sportmart.
Why have I wasted my life boxing the wrong way? WHY?! Here I am, shifting years of boxing and other long-proven arts into MMA, and I should have been mixing Emo-Boxing and Ninjutsu. Muay Thai, boxing, freestyle wrestling...what a waste of a life...
...before I die...I want to see one of these kids get in the ring with a trained fighter. And actually take their shirt off, in public. I found this funny at first, but the fact that they see it as a superior form of combat, is just sickening.
Posted On:11/19/2005 12:48am
Okay, I think we get the joke.
I'm not drowning my sorrows, I'm preserving them in alcohol.
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:11/19/2005 1:47am
Man, oh well. This is the sort of kids stuff that gets you INTO ma, as long as you recognize it as that and not as something better, good for them.
The best part? I'll bet you a dollar some of those kids had done TKD and some of them haddn't, so at least they learned that lesson.
And yeah, that IS slow motion. (not that they are fast or anything, just for the record)
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Da Komrads... Again you are MadPelvisOwn3d!
Posted On:11/19/2005 2:57am
Style: Spetsnaz Shovel-Fu
All I can say is at least these kids have the balls to fight. They will learn their lesson when they step in the ring. Fun to watch though.
To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence;
Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
Sun "Fu Man JhooJits" Tzu, the Art of War & Guinness
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