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  • A white republican

    11 34.38%
  • A white democrat

    6 18.75%
  • A black republican

    10 31.25%
  • A black conspiracy theory buff

    8 25.00%
  • A hispanic soccer mom

    13 40.63%
  • An illegal immigrant

    6 18.75%
  • A Samoan weight lifter

    14 43.75%
  • A redneck

    8 25.00%
  • A gay man

    8 25.00%
  • A baptist

    14 43.75%
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  1. TheManchu is offline

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    11/20/2005 10:16am


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Poop-Loops
    Dude, I'm pretty sure he was kidding.

    Damn!
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    Posted On:
    11/20/2005 11:21am

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The choice of who should die is clear! A raiding party should begin with the weakest, and though those afflicted with the Greek disease are sometimes weak of arm and of will, for which we praise the mighty gods who sap our Roman foes with this affliction, the first to die should be the Christian, whose womanly, alien creed should be driven from Engla-lond with fire, steel, and blood.
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    Posted On:
    11/20/2005 12:37pm

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    The witch by whose dweomer I communicate with you striplings tells me that all of those are likely people of the fish. If this is so, then first I would grieve for the shame of my descendants' conversion to such craven beliefs, and second, I should slaughter the lot, hastening union with their god who coddles them. However, I would spare the Samoan should he swear fealty to my house and reconsider his faith.
  4. Moleculo is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/20/2005 2:21pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Just take small bites of each and honor diversity.
  5. beka is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/20/2005 8:58pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    A white republican- Eat. I don't need him/her. He's probably fat anyway.

    A white democrat- Eat. I don't need him/her either. Again, probably fat and tasty.

    A black republican- Eat. He is also probably fat.

    A black conspiracy theory buff- Hell no, this one is not getting eaten. Do you know the great stories this guy could tell me while we're stuck in the mountains?

    A hispanic soccer mom- Eat. I hate soccer moms.

    An illegal immigrant- I'd keep him. He probably cooks good food, and we could use that to mask the human flavor. I'm guessing by "illegal immigrant" you meant the Mexican kind, but really, so long as he comes from any non-white country in the world, he'll make good food. I'd rather have him be from Mexico, India, or Pakistan, though.

    A Samoan weight lifter- Dude. I'm sure the meat would be tough, and I'm sure this guy is huge and strong and could help me tie down the soon-to-be victims. He could also help us build things and survive in a variety of ways. A definite resource not to be consumed through the mouth.

    A redneck- I'd eat him. I don't need him. He probably wears wife beaters while his armpit hair is drenched with sweat. *gag*.

    A gay man- Eat him, too. I doubt I'd be in a position to worry about fashion advice, so he can provide meal advice! *snicker*

    A baptist- Eat. He is also probably fat. And I guess I could send him as an ambassador to God to help get us the **** off of the mountain and back where I can eat non-people based meals.
  6. TheManchu is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/22/2005 1:06am


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    What if the gay man were Macedonian?

    What if the samoan is gay?

    What if the baptist has leathery skin?

    What if the white republican is Ann Coulter?
  7. TheManchu is offline

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    11/22/2005 1:07am


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Currently, the baptist and the samoan weight lifter are neck and <area between shoulders and head>.
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