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  • A white republican

    11 34.38%
  • A white democrat

    6 18.75%
  • A black republican

    10 31.25%
  • A black conspiracy theory buff

    8 25.00%
  • A hispanic soccer mom

    13 40.63%
  • An illegal immigrant

    6 18.75%
  • A Samoan weight lifter

    14 43.75%
  • A redneck

    8 25.00%
  • A gay man

    8 25.00%
  • A baptist

    14 43.75%
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  1. TonyM is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/18/2005 3:16pm


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Lucy Liu. With no dressing.
  2. Leodom is offline

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    11/18/2005 4:16pm


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    It's a trick question. The Black Republican is a mythical creature. Everyone knows that any dark-complected Republican isn't truly Black.

    I think you'd have to start with whoever is the slowest and work your way up.
    People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.
  3. Leodom is offline

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    11/18/2005 4:26pm


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    Perhaps the gay baptist redneck republican conspiracy buff?
    People of integrity expect to be believed. When they're not, they let time prove them right.
  4. Peter H. is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/18/2005 4:41pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Leodom
    I think you'd have to start with whoever is the slowest and work your way up.

    Would that be the Redneck, the gay, or the Somoan?
    "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
    -My three year old trash talking to me

    "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
    -The Honky Tonk Man

    "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
    -My Father to me one day

    "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
    -Don Gwinn
  5. Honey Badger is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/18/2005 5:19pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter H.
    Would that be the Redneck, the gay, or the Somoan?
    Good luck taking down the Samoan weightlifter. You'd have to cut his throat in his sleep.
    Quote Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
    I would so do Buttsecks.
  6. Peter H. is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/18/2005 5:25pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger
    Good luck taking down the Samoan weightlifter. You'd have to cut his throat in his sleep.
    Put a twinkie in front of him, harpoon him when he looks down. Make candles out of the blubber and wear his skin to keep myself warm.
    "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
    -My three year old trash talking to me

    "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
    -The Honky Tonk Man

    "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
    -My Father to me one day

    "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
    -Don Gwinn
  7. Honey Badger is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/18/2005 5:25pm

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    Let's see:

    We'd have to suppose that the republicans, the baptist, the black conspiracy theorist and the redneck are packing.
    The samoan weightlifter will bend you into a pretzel.
    The democrats will take 45% of any kill for redistribution.
    NEVER mess with a latina milf.
    The illegal immigrant runs faster than you.
    The gay man could be infected.

    Looks like they're all munching on your carcass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
    I would so do Buttsecks.
  8. Grashnak is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/18/2005 11:16pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You eat whoever you can take while expending the least energy. Duh.

    Remeber the old joke:

    Two guys are out in the woods and they startle a bear which charges them.

    One takes off running, the other stops to slip on his running shoes.

    "Those won't help you outrun the bear", the first guy says.

    "I don't have to outrun the bear." the second replies, "I just have to outrun you."
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
  9. Poop Loops is offline
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    OOOOOOOOOOAAARRGGHH RLY?

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    Posted On:
    11/19/2005 12:47am

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The gay man and the samoan weight lifter, since I am 100% positive I won't be able to get it on with them. The others, on the other hand, could be very hot women. And yes, I could eat them, but not permanently.

    Also, the samoan weightlifter because s/he would eat most of everybody else anyway, so s/he's the first to go.
  10. JohnnyCache is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/19/2005 12:52am

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Well, I'd actually suggest hiking out while we were still strong, but failing that I suppose the first person to be injured or die of natural causes.

    I'd eat them before they even cooled off, too. None of this nerving ourselves up while the guy rots and we get thinner stuff.
    There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
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