View Poll Results: Who do you eat?

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  • A white republican

    11 34.38%
  • A white democrat

    6 18.75%
  • A black republican

    10 31.25%
  • A black conspiracy theory buff

    8 25.00%
  • A hispanic soccer mom

    13 40.63%
  • An illegal immigrant

    6 18.75%
  • A Samoan weight lifter

    14 43.75%
  • A redneck

    8 25.00%
  • A gay man

    8 25.00%
  • A baptist

    14 43.75%
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  1. #1

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    Jul 2004
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Trapped in the mountains sans food/water: who do you eat?

    It's all about survival.

  2. #2

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    Jul 2004
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    And you can eat multiple people.

  3. #3

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    Aug 2004
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    A samoan weightlifter. More filling.

  4. #4

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    Dec 2004
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The black republican should be put out of his misery.

  5. #5
    WingChun Lawyer's Avatar
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    Dec 2003
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    São Paulo, Brazil
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    A baptist. Clean living.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

  6. #6

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    Oct 2003
    Location
    San Angelo, TX
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    2,470
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The baptist, everyone else could serve a purpose if this was a long term survival issue. Plus, the elimination of the baptist would go a long way to ending everyone's misery.
    "Quiet fool before I am kicking the butt!"
    -My three year old trash talking to me

    "Integrity can't be bought or sold---you either have it or you don't."
    -The Honky Tonk Man

    "If you can't be a shining example, at least be a dire warning."
    -My Father to me one day

    "No surprise. Until Aikido sheds its street-brawling, thuggish image, it'll never be mainstream."
    -Don Gwinn

  7. #7

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    Sep 2003
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    20,890
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    What, no beaver ??

    Fucking americans.

  8. #8
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    Jan 2004
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    Boston, MA
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I've always wanted to eat a hispanic soccer mom.....



    ....What?......

  9. #9

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    Jul 2004
    Location
    Queens, NY
    Posts
    3,008
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    White Republican
    Black Republican
    White Democrat
    Gay
    Black Conspiricy Theorist
    Illegal Immigrant
    Hispanic Soccer Mom

    In a pure survival situation, I think they would be the easiest to dehumanize and turn people against respectively.

  10. #10

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    Sep 2003
    Location
    Canada
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Darkpaladin
    I've always wanted to eat a hispanic soccer mom.....



    ....What?......

    Oh yes, they are very tasty.

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