"Van Damme wanted to fight terrorism"

[X_plosion]

Once Van Damme gets the job, he'll start receiving challenges from other martial artists over his qualifications. :icon_razz

Seriously though, the North Koreans might just be promoting this as disinformation.

[Poop Loops]

John Rambo would be a better choice.

[CanucKyokushin]

John Rambo would be a better choice.But for Kim Jong Chol, Rambo lacks the physical qualities that are found only on Van Damme.Who know what I mean?

[lechuza]

This definitely a N. Korean assault on the Western church of reason.

[MuayThaiBri67]

Wesley Snipes would be a better choice. Being half vampire and all.



" Thats it Mike, just lean against the cage, and let the time run out " - Matt Hughes

[Anger Released]

Snipes trained with Masoyama....Sooooo he shouldnt even be mentioned in this thread.

[Feryk]

Van Damme is useless without his twin.

Dennis Rodman?

[lechuza]

Yeh. maybe they should consult martin and charlie sheen. weren't they both in the special forces? :icon_scra

[MuayThaiBri67]

Dennis Rodman?

No, I believe Grace Jones would be the answer.

[Re4]

He joined the special forces.... and after that, his...methods....they became.....unsound. ....Unsound.