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Originally Posted by EVIL ASIA
Pfft, I wish. At least I'd know some Kung Fu by now. =/
Originally Posted by JFS USA
Berador took his personal site down. This is probably due to the exposure by the bullshido community and that anyone could go and look up how crummy his certificate is, and how he copies other peoples writing.
Berador, it's been said before but you need to come clean. If you know that you are lying, then you are a fraud and you deserve everything you got. If you don't know that you are a liar then perhaps this is an underlying symptom of a mental illness and I recommend that you speak to a mental health professional.
Cool. In that case, I am a 16th dan in Nemuri-Jutsu... the art of sleeping.
Originally Posted by chalkieusa
Ditto; I say 'chinese boxing', which is bullshit but it saves the further questioning. Say 'martial arts' or 'kung fu' and not only am I considered a dancing idiot, but it usually leads to girls going "Oh HEY me TOOOO I do Tae Bo!"
Uh ... Dude ... don't get your ***** all in a twist ... wouldn't want you ruining the one good part of you. :angel7:
Originally Posted by Camus
No need to be defensive about you being a pole smoking, cum guzzlin, bung hole bopping, QUEER .. okay? :spanky:
Back on topic ... go **** YOUR MOMMY ... and work your way up from there, asslicker. :guitar:
It's hard for me to hide that I'm a martial artist, since I'm one of those people who
Originally Posted by drummerboy
1) can't shut up
2) is constantly punching/kicking/grappling some one or some thing
but I have found that when people learn you do martial arts they start asking the question "do you think you could beat me in a fight? What about him? What about him? Could you take that guy, over there?"
Last time someone asked me that I said "Well, that depends on how many of your buddies are waiting around the corner." Usually when you make it a joke people drop the whole 'tough guy' routine. There's also this guy at work who holds a couple of black belts in I dunno, karate and tkd or some nonsense, but he's jacked as all hell. So, when someone asked me if I could beat him up, I was all "I don't care if he doesn't hold a black belt in ****, look at the size of his fucking arms!"
OMG best... pic... EVER.
Originally Posted by feedback
Now that's a real american hero.
That's the funniest thing i've heard all day. Chi-gathering hippy...i have GOT to use that sometime in the next 24 hours or im just gonna explode.
Originally Posted by KayDeePee
Yeah, I liked it so much I saved the picture.
Originally Posted by TekkaMaki
We should start a thread with nothing but G.I Joe figures doing MA stuff. Have one doing a RNC, one doing hip toss, etc...