EXPOSED: GM Leo "Berador" Clausen

[BudoBuyu]

Thats great but I'm sure that Ashida will say its just one of us trying to cause trouble on the board and the others will follow and pretend that they are martyrs and we're just jealous. :icon_neut

One saved, 999,999 to go.

[Poop Loops]

HEY you little shitrat ... leave me the Hell out of this :eusa_shhh

Pfft, I wish. At least I'd know some Kung Fu by now. =/

[Virus]

Berador took his personal site down. This is probably due to the exposure by the bullshido community and that anyone could go and look up how crummy his certificate is, and how he copies other peoples writing.

Berador, it's been said before but you need to come clean. If you know that you are lying, then you are a fraud and you deserve everything you got. If you don't know that you are a liar then perhaps this is an underlying symptom of a mental illness and I recommend that you speak to a mental health professional.

[TekkaMaki]

15th Dan, huh? Jesus, how long has this butt-wipe been training? But, then again, when you have your style, what the hell! Is there anyone local to this self proclaimed demi-god that can check him out/take him out?

Cool. In that case, I am a 16th dan in Nemuri-Jutsu... the art of sleeping.

[Xiangfei]

Ditto; I say 'chinese boxing', which is bullshit but it saves the further questioning. Say 'martial arts' or 'kung fu' and not only am I considered a dancing idiot, but it usually leads to girls going "Oh HEY me TOOOO I do Tae Bo!"

[JFS USA]

I don't belong to a frat and the frail queer didn't do BJJ, just some crappy tradJJ. That was my point, perhaps you should that post again and try to focus on comprehension rather than your failing testosterone levels.

Also, nice job derailing a thread even further after having a little bitchfit in your precious throwdown thread when I did the same thing. Commendations are in order.

Uh ... Dude ... don't get your ***** all in a twist ... wouldn't want you ruining the one good part of you. :angel7:

No need to be defensive about you being a pole smoking, cum guzzlin, bung hole bopping, QUEER .. okay? :spanky:

Back on topic ... go **** YOUR MOMMY ... and work your way up from there, asslicker. :guitar:

[TekkaMaki]

When people ask me if I work out I say I go to gym. Only when they insist to know WHAT kind of gym I say judo gym. When they ask me why do I like doing judo, I say that it is good against hemmeroids. I usually get a laugh. (AND I keep my hemmeroids in good shape)...

Tomas

It's hard for me to hide that I'm a martial artist, since I'm one of those people who
1) can't shut up
2) is constantly punching/kicking/grappling some one or some thing

but I have found that when people learn you do martial arts they start asking the question "do you think you could beat me in a fight? What about him? What about him? Could you take that guy, over there?"

Last time someone asked me that I said "Well, that depends on how many of your buddies are waiting around the corner." Usually when you make it a joke people drop the whole 'tough guy' routine. There's also this guy at work who holds a couple of black belts in I dunno, karate and tkd or some nonsense, but he's jacked as all hell. So, when someone asked me if I could beat him up, I was all "I don't care if he doesn't hold a black belt in ****, look at the size of his fucking arms!"

[TekkaMaki]

OMG best... pic... EVER.

Now that's a real american hero.

[Shinkengata]

Rephrase it that you're an MAist however, they have some sort of impression that you're a chi gathering hippy.

That's the funniest thing i've heard all day. Chi-gathering hippy...i have GOT to use that sometime in the next 24 hours or im just gonna explode.

[BudoBuyu]

OMG best... pic... EVER.

Now that's a real american hero.

Yeah, I liked it so much I saved the picture.

We should start a thread with nothing but G.I Joe figures doing MA stuff. Have one doing a RNC, one doing hip toss, etc...