EXPOSED: GM Leo "Berador" Clausen

[gabro]

Never heard of a Glima teacher in Norway. But people have often heard about it as "the icelandic Judo thing" Iceland would be your best bet no matter what. Danes do a lot of quirky stuff though, so I wouldn't rule it out.

I have never heard of a Glima teacher in Norway, either. And my icelandic mates have never come across any teachers on Iceland, so I don't know how wide spread it is. Maybe you have to meet an old monk in a park in Reykjavik to inherit the system.

PS: Danes are the freaks of Scandinavia

[Virus]

Berador thought that nothing bad could possibly happen if he just read an article about Koga ninjutsu then told a little white lie about being the grandmaster. Now some fucking huge dude wants to challenge him to a deathmatch. Bet he didn't see that coming.

On a serious note, anyone think I should join kickcatcher's and my article together and put it in the article section?

[PEtrainer]

Berador thought that nothing bad could possibly happen if he just read an article about Koga ninjutsu then told a little white lie about being the grandmaster. Now some fucking huge dude wants to challenge him to a deathmatch. Bet he didn't see that coming.

The guy who made the challenge does seem a little disturbed himself.

[Fantasy Warrior]

join away. I have much aditional info that might help you too.

[feedback]

Ditto; I say 'chinese boxing', which is bullshit but it saves the further questioning. Say 'martial arts' or 'kung fu' and not only am I considered a dancing idiot, but it usually leads to girls going "Oh HEY me TOOOO I do Tae Bo!"

When you say "Chinese boxing" all I can think about is a guy and 20 of his friends beating me into a bathroom stall, threatening my nuts with a wrench and telling me to stay the **** away from his girl.

[Gezere]

Still no PROOF form Leo.

I love when pple use the "I don't have to prove anything to you!" when its obvious they are BSing.

[TekkaMaki]

I have a bunch of shots of a Ling Xiaoyu figure from Tekken grappling a range of other geeky figures. Even the panda gets in.

Beer makes everything a good idea.

Action figures rule.

If I had photoshop on this computer I'd totally put "Sub-Zero wins" on there...

and, um...

tapality? armbality? juji katamlity?

Well, an RNC would work... mata leality!

or omoplatality... kimurality? Triangality?

[TekkaMaki]

Dude, I have countless G.I Joe figures. I've had them since I was a kid and I've been saving them to pass on to my kid(s) if I have any. My brother passed on his Star Wars (1970's) figures to me and they're worth a ****-ton now. Well, not a **** ton, but a good penny. I've got them stored away but I can easily dig them up for a thread like that.

I used to have SO many GI Joes. I actually picked up a few more when I used to work at Target because I couldn't resist the temptation. Back when I was fourteen having GI Joe deathmatches was the coolest becasue they could do so many things with all that articulation. I had even built a huge death arena with a moat and a spike pit... I'm such a dork.

[TekkaMaki]

Or diplomatic/leadership issues for example if the GI joes were a ninja clan duke would be the soke even though Snake Eyes would jack him like a tire changing robot because Snake Eyes has such horrible interpersonal skills.

If I had a trophy for funniest post, I'd give it to you.

[TekkaMaki]

The guy who made the challenge does seem a little disturbed himself.

Thank you cap'n obvious?

Seriously, anybody who wants to fight to the death has to be more than a little tweaked.

Value of my life > shutting up some punk.